Overly Attached To Fictional Characters

tell me sir. in regards to the dragon tattoo on your back. does the tail go... *looking around scared* all thh way to your buttthole?

you know how in greek myths people who die tragically sometimes get placed among the stars by the gods?

call that

call that a

Its okay, take your time

constellation prize

in my defense they did not specify the order in which i was allowed to take my time!

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

BREAKFAST

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️