WHA HUH???

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭