la loi de la démence

[i think it could be good for us to have a meal. drink. talk. come on.. there is a little bit of conversation-dry-out happening here. my ears need water. at this point being bored by anything other than snow it will be a relief. so come on. chitchat. conversation. something. come on, for me. for christmas.]

[what's this? quinoa. it's a super food.]

[we all need a push!]

[you ever hear of joe cooper? he's a cop. a detective actually. he's got a little business on the side.]

[it's all one ghetto man, giant gutter in outer space.]

[you're attentive, but not honest. passionate, but hard. you're a good person, a respectable, funny, wonderful woman and i love you, but you're a pain in my ass.]

[we set on our pedestals and think we understand everything. how can we ever believe we can understand something about people just observing them?]

[they're four heads above me. they're looking at me as if i were an alien, as if i had fucking leprosy. i want to call the immigrant services.]

[are you a smurf?]

[ehi, 'morning, teddy! you look rested! i made this for your wedding. it's your portrait. it's a thin penis with balls.]

[can i do anything for you? it's important you are happy. would you like a new computer, chair or anything else? let me know. don't worry about lunch. take all breaks you want.]

[what do you want for christmas? a husband, a house and not having to go to work. or those long earrings we have saw at the shopping center.]

[you're so wonderful. you're the best and the brightest!]

[god is on my side.]

[what the hell have you done in these two years? i thought. did you think?! i send you a thousand euros per month to think?!]

[vincent, you graduated from law school six years ago! what the fuck have you done so far? i studied for the bar.]

[the first thing i'll break is your tv.]