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I can handle myself just fine. It was just a kiss. What is your problem?

you are, for the most part, as a suspect that needs to be constantly monitored in controlled conditions. introducing rogue variables is not a good look for you.

It was a measly, pathetic kiss. One right on the cheek. I did not enjoy it. So, drop this.

if you didn't enjoy it, then you just wanted to provoke me. i don't appreciate that, Light. of course, it's expected from a manipulative killer, but somehow, i still try to see the best in you.

Oh, yes, because I definitely sent the anon to kiss me just so I could provoke you. Why would I do that? Jesus, this entire thread is stupid.

…You’re overreacting.

perhaps, but i am not wrong, Light.

I can handle myself just fine. It was just a kiss. What is your problem?

you are, for the most part, as a suspect that needs to be constantly monitored in controlled conditions. introducing rogue variables is not a good look for you.

It was a measly, pathetic kiss. One right on the cheek. I did not enjoy it. So, drop this.

if you didn't enjoy it, then you just wanted to provoke me. i don't appreciate that, Light. of course, it's expected from a manipulative killer, but somehow, i still try to see the best in you.

Oh, yes, because I definitely sent the anon to kiss me just so I could provoke you. Why would I do that? Jesus, this entire thread is stupid.

boring. boring. annoying. boring. L wouldn't do that, L is a perfect little princess, mimimi. dear god get over it.

i think i am far more likely to know what L would do than you

boring. boring. annoying. boring. L wouldn't do that, L is a perfect little princess, mimimi. dear god get over it.

i think i am far more likely to know what L would do than you

boring. boring. annoying. boring. L wouldn't do that, L is a perfect little princess, mimimi. dear god get over it.

i think i am far more likely to know what L would do than you

as per my last straw,

boring. boring. annoying. boring. L wouldn't do that, L is a perfect little princess, mimimi. dear god get over it.

i think i am far more likely to know what L would do than you

I can handle myself just fine. It was just a kiss. What is your problem?

you are, for the most part, as a suspect that needs to be constantly monitored in controlled conditions. introducing rogue variables is not a good look for you.

It was a measly, pathetic kiss. One right on the cheek. I did not enjoy it. So, drop this.

if you didn't enjoy it, then you just wanted to provoke me. i don't appreciate that, Light. of course, it's expected from a manipulative killer, but somehow, i still try to see the best in you.

make no mistake, i am L. you are probably seeing shit, though.

I'd really hate to argue with you over this, but L isn't a mass murderer, and he also doesn't look like he gets off to seeing me dead. Who the hell are you supposed to be, huh?

He wouldn't do that. L wouldn't have any interest in some murder notebook. You are quite annoying.

i doubt you know L as much as you think you do.

i always come with an olive branch, and all people do is insult me. i'm wounded, Light, truly, you used to be so polite.

You were looking for a kindred spirit in me, weren't you?

of course. i am used to my differences within my own world. it is stranger to know that i am alone and unique even among so many versions of myself.

and what do you plan to do if you achieve that?

Don't you know this, L?

i just met you. why would i? i dont want to read your blog to acquire the information either.

This Death Note is far from the last one. The Shinigami will give me another. That’s not a problem. Given how interesting I am, one might even expect the King of Death Gods himself to do me a favor. As for the body? It doesn't matter.

that seems overly optimistic.

I know my worth and know how to negotiate.

yes, yes, and your copy of 'how to win friends and influence people' is dog eared from front to back, i know.

i'll get around to wrapping up the Kira situation eventually. then i'll go back to cases the way i did at the beginning or maybe just entertain myself with Light. nothing as interesting as creating a new world, i'm afraid.

thank you. the debt is repaid.