Nothing Illegal Going On Here

when will ppl realise that i’m not a computer expert i just know how to click on things until i find the problem

Cut off every limb and replace them with penises

My grades are telling me to be a trophy wife, but my looks are telling me to study harder.

hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

my aesthetic is students at the library who have all their study materials out but are blatantly Not Studying

me: where is everybody me: (looks at clock) me: ah the Sleeping hours

::more heavy breathing::