99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME
BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND
PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING
No no, you're thinking of stalagmites and stalactites.
Bisexuals curve inward like an hourglass, while pansexuals curve outward like a(n American) football.
No, you're thinking of concave and convex. Bisexuals are a one-sided, two-dimensional surface with a boundary, and pansexuals are a one-sided, two-dimensional surface without a boundary.
No you're thinking of Möbius strips and Klein bottles. Bisexuals have bears, pansexuals don't have bears. (Phrased for maxiumum hilarity.)
No, you’re thinking of the North Pole and the South Pole. Bisexuals fuse atoms together into a new, heavier element, pansexuals split atoms apart into smaller elements and both release a ton of energy doing so
no, you're thinking of fusion and fission. Bisexuals result in two nuclei that are identical to the original nucleus. Pansexuals result in four nuclei with half the number of chromosomes of the original cell
No, you're thinking of mitosis and meiosis. Bisexuals are figures of speech comparing one thing to another using words such as "like" and "as." Pansexuals are figures of speech where a thing is said to be something not literally applicable.
Sorry, but you're thinking of similes and metaphors. Bisexuals are verbs meaning to effect something, while pansexuals are nouns that describe the changes that come from something happening.
You're thinking of affect and effect. Bisexual is when it's pronounced as a word, pansexual is when you pronounce the individual letters. Like NATO vs ATM.
That's not right, you're thinking of acronyms and initialisms. Pansexuals are the set of points in a plane equidistant from a fixed point and line, while bisexuals are the set of points in a plane defined by the constant difference between the distance to two fixed points.
Sorry, but you're describing parabola and hyperbola. A bisexual is when you make something more pleasing to look at by combining it with something else. A pansexual is when you say something nice to someone.
Um, actually, you're describing complement and compliment. A bisexual is when you have a segmented body and skeletal system on the outside, a pansexual is when you are a form of higher primate.
No, you’re thinking of arthropod and anthropod. Bisexuals are verbs that must have an object while pansexuals are verbs that don’t take objects.
You mean transitive and intransitive? I thought bisexual and pansexual meant day time and night time.
No, you’re thinking of diurnal and nocturnal. Bisexual is when two words sound the same but are spelled differently. Pansexual is when words are pronounced differently but are spelled the same.
No, that's homophones and homonyms.
Bisexual is when you have a poem with a 5-7-5 syllabic pattern.
Pansexual is when you have a poem with an AABBA rhyming scheme, where the third and fourth lines are typically shorter, usually with an emphasis on humourous wording.
Those are a haiku and à limerick!
Bisexuals are smaller, have a thiner beak, and their tails make à semi-circular, fan-like shape.
Pansexuals are larger, have a thicker beak, and their tails make à pointed, diamond shape.
