nothing new here

god making snails: alright now i need a lil goopman

god makin slugs: haha okay one more but this time naked

robber: *breaks into my house* me: can I help you find anyth- robber: just looking

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

A dog would never say “yolo” or “you only lick once” because they can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.

“you only lick once!” -what a dog would say :)

Wrong. Dogs can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.

Um make your own post?

She just goes there to knock everything off the shelves

Debra “The Bulldozer” Johnson

lol that’s Pink Floyd

What a great name for a borzoi.

a fellow gamer…

who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times

I feel like each year has progressively gotten worse since the Year of Luigi ended