Ana_TheFallenAngel

I cannot impress upon you enough how important it is to MEMORIZE one of those numbers if you see it. Especially the funny ones like 555-866-POOP or 1-800-LAW-YURZ or whatever.

These people are BANKING on you getting into trouble with the law, having your phone confiscated as evidence, and being unable to remember your lawyers' name/department/phone number/extention when our police allow you your one phone call from jail.

If you can't remember your mom's / boyfriend's / Dealer's phone number off the top of your head, but you can still remember the stupid musical jingle and nursery rhyme for "if you get pulled over and you're in handcuffs call 555-MrDuffs" then there's a big chance that the law firm on the end of the line makes their money off defense law post arrests.

You might need one of those stupid numbers so if you see it on a billboard memorize it.

800

900

000000000000

It's just 3 numbers, eight-hundred, nine-hundred, and zeroes. 800. 900. 0000. You got this.

Even at your most confused, intoxicated, and stoopit, you got this. 800. 900. 0000.

And no, you don't gotta wait for a motor accident to call him. Just call, say "my name is [x] and the police arrested me and they are holding me at [x] and I would like you to represent me."

And then you shut the fuck up.

What's that? You never heard of the script for dealing with police? WELL IF YOU'RE COMING HERE YOU BETTER MEMORIZE IT! Because here, you don't owe anyone an explanation and you have the LEGAL RIGHT to make the police do all the work if they're gonna detain you. You do not have to help them by telling them about your life. You have the right to not tell them anything. But how you tell them that you're not gonna tell them anything is tricky, so these geniuses wrote a script. Here it is, courtesy of Pot Brothers Law. We affectionately call them "the STFU guys" or "The Shut The Fuck Up guys":

If you want to attempt to memorize the STFU guys number, it is (855) 927-7529

If you're typing it in on a dinosaur phone with the letters on the numberpads, dial 1 to start the call, and type out 855 WASS LAW.

More tips for Los Angeles below:

royalties grace and eva getting married to take the heat of their parents talking about marriage and all that stuff

but grace likes men and totally has the hots for his knight (simon) and eva also has the hots for her knight (ava)

angsty? no no nooo, make it comedic, slice of life grace and eva partnering up to fool the families and the court all while planning how to get their knight's attention

Think about it, what if they adopted a newborn pebble (pebble's parents probably died of sickness or something else)?

Omg yes! I did write a little idea of an orphan pebble that’s in Grace’s class and they go up to Simon and makes chirping noises and Simon is asking Grace to translate. Simon thinks all the pebbles are terrified of him because of his mutations.

They ask Simon to be their parent before they ask Grace so Simon has this really small and tiny pebble following him around. I like the idea that Grace and Simon aren’t together so Grace sees Simon teaching the pebble (who Simon named Astra for the star like pattern on their carapace) all the stuff he knows and they hear chirping noises from Astra.

Grace coming back from working with Adrian on a project to find both Simon and Astra sleeping and Rocky watching them.

“Rocky watch Simon and Astra sleep. Astra curled up in Simon’s arm. Statement.”

Simon worries a lot that he’s a “bad father” and he talks to Grace about it whilst they watch Adrian and Rocky teaching Astra some Eridian culture because they’re starting to act more “human like” in a way. Grace reassuring Simon that he’s doing a pretty great job.

Simon watching Grace and Astra interact and he melts because Astra is happily chirping away and telling Grace all about the plants that they helped Simon plant and Grace is telling them some extra knowledge that Simon didn’t teach them yet and they end up going into a smooth co-parenting relationship before they actually get together.

I also like to think that Astra is like Simon and was born with one of their legs smaller than the others so they have a tough time walking and they get really upset because some of the other pebbles make fun of them for it. Simon heard about this and is about to go yell at the parents of the pebbles before Grace calms him down and the five of them (uncle Rocky and Adrian too) watch finding Nemo.

I've decided to become insane and actually draw hands. This was just a warmup round for when I do one with 6 hands all gripping things in some way in the same painting.

Someone stop me

My Human!Rocky cosplay made its debut at CT's Terrificon this past weekend!

Behold the reason that my fanfic hasn’t been updated

So much fun to make (yes even the wig), and so comfortable compared to some of my other cosplays that I can't wait for another opportunity to bring it back out!

It does need some extra structural work but that's beside the point.

i might be hinting that this was a sticker sheet the whole time (as someone pointed out a few times in reblogs ashdhsa)