always smiling, never sad, so fine.

there is literally no logical, emotional, aesthetic, philosophical, moral, or sexy reason for the sun to be gone at 4.30 pm 

Vampires can come out earlier

One sexy reason

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

peak art is when u were like six and u scribbled all over ms paint and then carefully paintbucketed in all the different shapes in the scribbles to make “stained glass” 

when will i get bitten by a vampire like i deserve

he was right

the concept of vinyl records will never cease to amaze me like they put SOUND in there!!!!!!! what the hell and fuck

sometimes its just like *street lights reflecting off the wet asphalt at night* maybe life isnt so ugly after all