People need to realize that thereβs a difference between straight people and Straight Peopleβ’
Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.
Straight Personβ’: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.
In case you were confused π
Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays
White people who are gay: βIβm gay.β
White Gays: βI canβt believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because Iβve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? IβM GAY!β
Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging
neurotypical: i donβt have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypicalβ’: Happiness is a choice!! β¨β¨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale β¨β¨
cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Personβ’: It doesnβt matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! Iβm not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! πΉπΊ
men: I identify as male.
Menβ’: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch
atheists: I donβt believe in god or identify with a religion
Atheistsβ’: Donβt fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)
nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someoneβs space and I totally respect boundaries
Nice Guysβ’: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?
this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it
This post is perfection across the board.
christians: i believe in God
Christiansβ’: GOD IS THE ONLY GOD OH GOD IS THAT STAR A PENTAGRAM?!?!?!?!?! READ YOUR BIBLE EVERYDAY IF YOU DONT YOUVE FAILED ALSO IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME IN ANY WAY YOURE GONNA GO TO HELL CAUSE IM A CHRISTIAN AND IM EXEMPT FROM RULES CAUSE GOD SAID SO
This whole post is gold



















