Stories Told

“Who leaked these to the press?" 

"They can’t know about us." 

"Listen, we can’t be seen in public. Just trust me." 

"How can you be with them in public and me in private?" 

"Ugh… the paparazzi are outside again." 

"Wait you want to start a fake relationship?" 

"Did you really think you could cheat on me? The paparazzi see everything" 

"Baby… before you see this I just want you to know that I love you very much, and the tabloids lie about a lot of things." 

"Remember, when we leave you have to pretend to be mad at me for the whole scandal thing, but in advance I still love you." 

"I’m sorry, I want to believe you but these pictures are very convincing." 

"Uh… the paparazzi are outside again. How do you want to sneak out this time?" 

"Do you really think this’ll work? I mean I’ve seen the tabloids." 

"Hey look. Our relationship made the front page." 

"Do you ever think about what our relationship would be like if we were normal?”

“Can we just try to have a normal relationship?”

“Want to sneak away to your/my/our private island this weekend?”

“One weekend out of the public eye is all I’m asking?”

“ i had a dream about you. ”

“ i’ve never cared about anyone the way i care about you. ”

“ i know it’s not fair to ask you to wait for me, but i can’t bear the thought of seeing you with someone else.  ”

“ i’m not really good at this sort of thing. i never really had much luck with relationships before but i wanna make it work. i want us to work. ”

“ i love you. you don’t have to say anything, i just thought you should know. ”

“  i do care about you i’m just. i’m not good at talking about it. ”

“ i didn’t like seeing you with them. ”

“ you’re my person. you’ll always be the one i go to. ”

“ i could have lost you today! do you know what that would have done to me? ”

“ do you even know what you do to me? ”

“ i can’t stop thinking about you.  ”

“ you’re the most amazing person i’ve ever met. ”

“ i don’t deserve you, but i want you anyway. ”

“ you’re safe with me, you know that right? ”

“ please just tell me how you feel. ”

“ just say the words. tell me you want me and i’m yours. ”

“ you’re always there. i didn’t used to see it before, but i do now. every time i’ve ever needed someone, you were there.  ”  

“ you had a dream about me? ”

“ i guess i always kinda had a little bit of a crush on you. ”

“ you thought i never noticed you, but i did. i always saw you. ”

“ oh my god please don’t tell me you tried to make breakfast again, the stove hasn’t recovered since last time. ”

“ you waited for me? ”

“ i was always kind of hoping we’d give it a shot one day.  ”

“ you were always my maybe, ya know? ‘maybe they’d finally ask me out.’ ‘maybe when i wasn’t the one looking, they were noticing me too.’ i know it’s silly, but. you were always in the back of my mind. ”

“ oh god you’re really gonna do the whole rocks against the window at midnight boombox thing aren’t you? ”

“ i’m gonna wait for you, as long as it takes. ”

“ loving you saved me. ”

“ why me? out of everyone you could’ve chose.  ”

“ i’ve always loved you. ”

“ i know it’s late, but i just needed someone and. i guess you always answer when i call.  ”

“ i brought pizza and wine and a horrible movie so in the words of rory gilmore, i’m ready to wallow now. ”

“ you didn’t have to come ya know? i’m glad you did though. ”

“ if we could run away together and go anywhere, where would you take me? ”

“ what are you doing here? it’s the middle of the night. ”

“ i dont want to go back to how we used to be. i want more. i want you. ”

“ you’ve had every piece of my heart since the moment i met you. ”

“ why is it your always the one to pick up the pieces every time my heart breaks? ”

“ are you gonna keep looking at me like that or are you actually gonna kiss me? ”

“ i’m gonna marry you one day. ”

“ i used to think about what it’d be like if we got together. ”

“ yes, of course i love you, you idiot. ”

“ just stay this time. stay for me. ”

“ don’t you dare give up on us. ”

“ i always come running back to you. i can’t help it. ”

“ you deserve someone who always puts you first. ”

“ you were never my second choice. ”

 “ they don’t deserve you. and i’m not— i’m not tryna be that asshole that says i do. but sure as hell would never hurt you like that. ”

some darker ones, some caring ones, some more fun / lighthearted ones. feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed!

“ get away from me!”

“ what… what are you doing?!”

“ stop it, you’re hurting me!”

“ what the hell are you?”

“ i won’t remember anything you said.” (said in a trance)

“ what happened? … why does my neck hurt?”

“ oh, it’s just a small cut. it’s barely even bleeding.”

“ shit…! i just cut my hand.”

“ your eyes… they’re…”

“ how could you have possibly heard that?!”

“ how did you do that?”

“ you’re… a vampire.”

“ i’m not afraid of you!”

“ this gun is loaded with silver bullets!”

“ i’m not going to invite you in.”

“ i trust you.”

“ it’s okay. i know you’re not gonna hurt me.”

“ you’re not a monster.”

“ we will find a way to teach you how to control your urges, i promise.”

“ we will find a way to get you blood without having to kill anyone.”

“ have you tried replacing human blood with animal blood?”

“ i’m sure the hospital isn’t going to miss the occasional blood bag.”

“ look, blood donors are donating it to people who need it. and i mean, who needs it more than a vampire, right?”

“ you see this? it’s holy water. one step closer and you get a very painful shower.”

“ it’s a spray bottle with holy water! … what? it’s to help teach you to behave. you know, like stitch in lilo and stitch?”

“ oh, so drinking human blood is fine but garlic is where we draw the line?”

“ have you tried looking in a mirror? oh, wait…”

“ don’t make me go pull those curtains aside.”