child of the moon

feel free to change pronouns etc!

“there’s no need to call me sir”

“just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have”

“he must’ve known that you’d want to come back”

“have a biscuit”

“it was like having friends”

“one mustn’t tell lies”

“to the well-organised mind, death is but the next great adventure”

“it’s for some stupid noble reason isn’t it?”

“what do i care how he looks? i am good-looking for both of us, i think!”

“pity the living, and above all those who live without love”

“honestly, if you were any slower you’d be going backwards”

“i’ve heard you’ve been giving out signed photos”

“i assure you that if you die, you need not hand it in”

“you were just showing moral fibre!”

“of all the tree we could’ve hit, we had to get one that hits back”

“it does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live”

“humans do have a knack for choosing precisely those things that are worst for them”

“anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve”

“always the tone of surprise”

“perhaps those who are best suited to power are those who have never sought it”

“thoughts can leave deeper scarring than almost anything else”

“i am what i am and i’m not ashamed”

“of course it is happening inside your head, but why should that mean it isn’t real?”

“there are all kinds of courage”“is that why you dyed your eyebrow?”

“it is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more”

“don’t think i don’t know how this might end”

“take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals”

“killing is not so easy as the innocent believe”

“i don’t go looking for trouble. trouble usually finds me”

“one can never have enough socks”

“scars can come in useful”

“when in doubt, go to the library”

“i’m hoping to do some good in the world!”

“i will write to your mother”

“would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?”

“throw it away and punch him on the nose”

“don’t worry, you’re jut as sane as i am”

“there are things worth dying for!”

“what’s life without a little risk?”

“there’s the silver lining i’ve been looking for”

“ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies”

“give her hell from us”

“i solemnly sear that I am up to no good”