i hate having to like…………….. articulate my ideas

red lipstick is one of the best inventions ever… definitely up there with electricity and one direction 

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

I kinda need a hug but I’d rather DIE than let anyone know I am a human being that desperately craves intimacy

ok not to be adhd on main but if you even JOKINGLY make fun of me for my interests thats it. i wont ever be able to trust you again because im positive youre constantly judging me and making fun of me behind my back. thats just the way it is!!

to all the people vaguing people in the tags: get better friends

oh you like history? name everything that ever happened

Stop fucking reblogging this

very ridiculous that i am expected to graduate college and then do something else after that

not 2 exaggerate but the good place’s thesis of “if the modern pressures of life were removed, we would inherently seek out opportunities to learn and become better and kinder people” is a more interesting and valuable thing to say about society than anything that’s ever been said about cell phones

lorde really wrote an album about being the kid that stayed home when people went out and had to keep a reputation of being nice and modest and polite but secretly wanting to go crazy and dance wildly and go running and bounding and sobbing but feeling as though your whole life hinges on other people giving you the opportunity to do it and so you feel as though you’re wasting your youth

hbd liars @onedirection

sometimes i wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river