Don't belong to no city, Don't belong to no man

- Someone who is lowkey in love with her, and she’s not exactly stringing them along but also doesn’t feel the same way. Preferably a human. Just a real ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ scenario.

- Also a few flirtationships 👉🏻👈🏻 maybe even one that’s like ‘I know this isn’t serious....unless?’

- Wolf pals plz

To my home girls here with the big butts Shaking it like we at a strip club Remember only God can judge us Forget the haters 'cause somebody loves ya And everyone in line in the bathroom Tryna get a line in the bathroom We all so turned up here Getting turned up, yeah, yeah, yeah

               Danny wasn’t really a wine guy, everything he knew he learned from dating Faith who was definitely a connoisseur. He showed up to the side of her with a goofy grin and— “I have literally no idea. Do you want a bear claw?”

                “Oh thank god, I’m not the only one.” She smiled, feeling somewhat lighter now that she knew she wasn’t the only one completely clueless about wine. “Uh, obviously. Who says no to a bear claw?”

“I just sort of guess based on what looks good. My advice is that if the wine sounds super snooty, it’ll taste good with just about anything.”

                    “Super snooty- right. So that’s basically any of them?”

                            Thanks, babe. Thanks so much, you’re the best. Do you- Do you remember, before, you and me? We were like, the best. You know? So I mean, do you still do it? (She’s talking too fast and around a nail she was chewing now but she had to ask) Do you still party, maybe?

                   (Kara stops, briefly taken aback by the sight of someone she knew before, being here in Havensdale. Of course she’d heard that Stella was around, but for some reason she didn’t want to examine too closely, she’d managed to avoid her until now.) Stella. Hi. O-of course I remember. I remember us. How could I forget? Do I still-- oh, uh sometimes. Not really now that I’m here, not a lot of appropriate establishments around. Y’know?

                            (Far enough away that the human couldn’t hear but close enugh Kara could, he said-) Humans are diabolical, aren’t they?

                 (rolling her eyes, because of course there’s some macho Alpha asshole in here.) Humans, vampires, werewolves. They’re all fucking nightmares.

Oh. Well, thank you. Everywhere else was taken, so…

                  You’re..welcome? I guess?

           You… You’re not a werewolf anymore?

                         I haven’t, y’know, extensively tested the theory yet. But I don’t think so. Either that or these are some cigarettes.

Non-werewolf…What…What are you talking about?

                         You mean you haven’t noticed?

You don’t smell like a wet dog, which is… I’m impressed. Cigarettes are always fun. I think it’s called…nicotine? Hand it over.

                   Awww. I think that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me, Sylvie. [nods and exhales] Yeah. Nicotine. No, get your own. This one’s mine. The pack’s right there.

It’s probably pot. You should hope it is, actually, might be the one chance you get to actually enjoy it without consuming copious amounts ever again. Viv la France and all that. [Cue conspicuous (and very blitzed) swaying] Wait, I didn’t use that right.

Psh, either way, it’s okay. The moral of the story is, enjoy it while it lasts.

                   Man, I hope it’s pot. Being high is amazing but I hate having to almost bankrupt myself to get enough to even feel it. Is there some special trick or something? Because if I can’t get high I want a refund on this bullshit existence that i didn’t ask for. [ looks at him intently before laughing.] Mmm no you didn’t.

            Bitch it might be ‘cause I’m pretty sure you just non-werewolf. Kara, babe, what’d you do to my Marlboros? I wanna have some of that.

                              ....What? No I didn’t. [looks away awkwardly and coughs] You’re hearing things Stella. Your Marlboros are fine. I-I just haven’t smoked in a while and it’s all a bit...y’know. Spinny.