Little Wise Me

#CLOCKED

Wow, google translate much? Fucking first word of the arabic one says “fingers”

Hahaha, and the Dutch is not quite the right way to spell either, but it’s funny, so I’ll let it slip 

finally

R.I.P. 

not even fuckin risking it at this stage

ha ah aha ha ah aha ah a

I have to. Too scared.

I feel like I missed my window to do stupid teenager things and stay out all night and jumped straight to being a 55 year old woman who would rather stay home watching tv and falling asleep at 8pm

blanket apology to all the female celebrities i hated as a teenager because i was up to my eyeballs in internalized misogyny

This pun…..oh man…..

we can only reblog this a few more month then it will be over for the rest of time

not wasting this opportunity 

Everyone who reblogs this before August 10th will receive a character based off of their blog. And I mean everyone! In the tags put whether you want a male, female, or a non binary/gender fluid character in the tags and I will do my absolute best. *You do not have to be following me.

Here is a piece I wrote on medium about Cara, that one trainwreck interview, sexist questions, press junketry, and miracles.

my opinion exactly, but then through the eyes of the person who has casted the whole cast (I do hope mister John Green got that that was a joke. If he reads this. Which he won’t. But if so, then hi. Thanks for those ten seconds you spend reading this. I’m getting side tracked). I’ve always wanted to roll into the whole film journalism thing, but if it means I have to ask the stupidest questions to people that are kinda really cool, I prefer not doing that. Unfortunately. 

This is my be favourite thing ever.

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

nearly a year later, we’re dating

Often people don’t say of themselves that they are gorgeous, or that they draw really well, or that they are athletic. We are told this is not humble, and we must always be humble. Person one can draw really well, because you think they can draw really well. Person two is athletic, because you think they are. Person three is hilarious and likeable because you think so. And person four is gorgeous, simply because you view them as being so. Others might think of you as being gorgeous and funny etc. You might not see it, but others might compare themselves to you. And even on a day where you don’t go out, and no one an compare them to you, at least the plants are happy with your breathing.