Y/N: *In a cell* Guys! Let me out.
Airzel: Cause every time you take more than 3 steps you get accused of murder and I'm not, I am getting an aneurysm.
Y/N: Oh come on! It only happened like 4 times...
Gill: The fact that you think that's normal is actually scary.
Airzel: 4 is a concerning amount of cats to own. We don't even have analogy for 4 murder charges.
Stoica: Like what is wrong with you?
Y/N: Yeah... But they're all false charges. It's not my fault.
Stoica: Y/N the last time you slipped on a giant banana peel, flew into outer space, landed in the country of Turkey where your hand landed on a knife that had just been used to stab a dude, followed by you knocking over disinfectant on every part of the knife, expect for the part with your fingerprints, but still removing the original killers fingerprints.
Airzel: And there was a record of airport tickets, you ordered online of going to Turkey about the exact time wich you apparently ordered while you were sleepwalking.
Gill: So excuse us if we don't trust you to be unsupervised *blinks*
Barodius: We're here for the trial of Y/N for nuking the country of Turkey.
Airzel: Gill literally just blinked and Stoica and me looked away for a moment. How can you get accused of that while we weren't looking for a moment?
Y/N: Well maybe he means, I'm being accused of nuking turkey in the microwave, like a sandwich.
Barodius: No. People are dead. The whole country, they're dead.
Y/N: Oh fuck, I might be a war criminal.
*Gill slams his head on the table while Airzel just holds his head annoyed and Stoica just snickers*
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