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why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures
Can confirm as a childcare worker I make minimum wage in my state and the field itself is just above retail and customer service in lowest paying fields 😒
(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)
Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean
Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe
Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay
Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden
Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)
Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)
Here and here are websites where you can play with sand
Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods
Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails
Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis
Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)
Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites
Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)
Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3
Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm
Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests
Pairing(s): Park Seonghwa x FEM! Reader; non-idol au, scientist/researcher au, romantic dramedy
When a groundbreaking experiment offers men the chance to carry a pregnancy, Park Seonghwa volunteers and sparks a journey of science, comedy, and unexpected parenthood. As his body changes, the team navigates medical logistics, ethical dilemmas, and hilarious first-time pregnancy mishaps while old friendships and complicated feelings resurface. With secrets, lust, and love intertwined, the project tests more than gender norms--it tests trust, family, and the bonds that hold them together.
WARNING(S): 18+ for the sexuals, adult humor, suggestive humor and actions, social out casting, social commentary, angst, sci-fi, experimental science (aka DRUGS), FWB dynamics, mentions of pregnancy, pregnancy itself, MPREG and romantic slow-burn; so if you don't like....then don't read. Also minors; DNI
N/A: This was one of those ideas that not only came at like 1 in the AM, but also in a dream? Low-key I blame the "Skin" music video (which is a work of ART) and because of that I hath begun questioning the gender norms.....anyways I hope you guys can enjoy this. PSA this is NOT omegaverse, I barely got through writing this without laughing so there is no way in hell I'm able to write omegaverse with a straight face.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Prologue
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Epilogue
Kwon Soonyoung's Video Log Updates
A week-by-week update on Seonghwa on this journey through video logs from the one and only Kwon Soonyoung!
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Warnings: ⚠️dead dove; do not eat⚠️ dub con, void!Bob is a really fuckin hot incubus, fisting, cunnilingus
Basically if you’re under 18 and/or dark fics aren’t your jam, you better skidaddle
Incubus!Bob that haunts your new apartment in the dead of night
Incubus!Bob that eventually disrupts your dreams, bringing out your wildest fantasies that only you knew about and leaving you breathless and wet when you wake up
Incubus!Bob that has learned about you, your body, and your deepest desires without ever directly interacting with you
Incubus!Bob that causes you to light candles around your room and pray to a god that you hope will protect you from the demon living in the darkest shadows of your house
Incubus!Bob that snuffs out the candlelights, causes the temperature in the room to drop, and emerges from the shadows, a tall, dark figure with dim eyes that pierce your soul
Incubus!Bob that hushes your screams by gripping your neck and throwing you to the bed before hovering over you
Incubus!Bob that tells you, “Don’t be afraid, sweet little angel. I won’t hurt you. I just wanna make you feel really good.”
Incubus!Bob that makes your panties wet and your nipples hard through your nightgown because even though you feared for your life in that moment, the past few nights left you hot and bothered by the strange figure in your dreams, and you so badly needed a release
Incubus!Bob that tore off your nightgown and panties to worship your body as if you were the goddess that deserved to be prayed to, dragging his claws against every curve and marking your skin with his fangs
Incubus!Bob that kept your hips locked under his firm grip as he devoured your pussy like forbidden fruit, making you come more times than any mortal has attempted to in all your life
Incubus!Bob that shoved not one but two fingers inside you, forcing you to look into his white eyes with his free hand as you pulsed around his fingers
Incubus!Bob that successfully slipped a third finger in your aching hole after challenging you to take more of him, your wince melting into a moan
Incubus!Bob that manages to push his fourth finger in and your needy cunt sucks and lubricates each digit as he experimentally curls them against a spongy spot that causes you to roll your eyes to the back of your head and thrash on the bed
Incubus!Bob that dives back in to flick your budding clit with his tongue while part of his hand is still inside you and holy shit does it all feel so good to you that you are in tears and your vision gets fuzzy
Incubus!Bob that removes his fingers and mouth from you as you’re floating back to earth from your high
Incubus!Bob who is the last thing you see before you drift off to a peaceful slumber, feeling him kiss your forehead as you succumb to sleep
Been Like This (Choi Soobin x Reader x Jeong Yunho)
PAIRING(S): Choi Soobin x Reader, Jeong Yunho x Reader
Debuting on the stage as an idol has been your dream for years, and debuting as a couple with your first love, Soobin has also been a dream for you. When HYBE decides cut you in the lineup for the debut, and on top of that Soobin breaks up with you, you decide to move on with your life and go on to better things. Now three years later, you are a choreographer for KQ Entertainment and dating one of their idols, Yunho, completely content and happy with life. But will it be easy when the past comes knocking and almost threatens the comfortable life you have now?
WARNING(S): Angst, Fluff, mental health related topics, sexual content, breakups, the industry in general, and Soobin is lowkey a dick for a little bit of the story.
(N/A) This is a fictional story and if you don't like, then don't read. The graphics were made by @thecutestgrotto so big kudos to them. Please do not steal this, and if you'd like to be apart of the tag list them just let me know! I hope you guys enjoy!
CHAPTER LIST
Prologue
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Eight
Nine
Ten
Eleven
Twelve
Thirteen
Fourteen
Fifteen
Sixteen
Seventeen
Eighteen
Nineteen
Twenty
Epilogue
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YES the Thunderbolts have a fantastic team as family dynamic, yes they are living in Avengers tower, yes history is repeating itself and 2012 tower fics are so back. BUT!
instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history
Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"
Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them
Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"
Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)
Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream
John gets blamed for everything, even if it isn't his fault. Especially if it isn't his fault: "who ate the last bagel?" "John." "Where's my hair straightener?" "John had it." "Whose turn is it to unload the dishwasher?" "Johnnnn"
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