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EVERYONE. GET MORE IN LOVE WITH YOUR FRIENDS NOW. FRIENDSHIP IS ALL WE HAVE ON THIS MISERABLE BALL OF DIRT FLOATING THROUGH SPACE. TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU LOVE THEM!!!!!

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buckelys-starb0y

Due to the absolutely ridiculous amount of train emojis we have I'm convinced there's some guy working at Apple who's super hyperfixated on trains and they keep gently trying to tell him we don't need more train emojis but he's their best graphic designer so they just let him do it

Like coming into a new meeting and everyone's going "Brad, I think we have enough train emojis"

Then Brad's like "but we don't have one of the AX-F1COCKSUCKER3000 model yet" 😔😔😔

And everyone's like "okay Brad, I guess we can do one more"

#winning post actually #rb

underrated but absolutely peak experience: getting a (platonic!) hug from a dude

#tree talker #something something revealing your underbelly to a wolf

genuinely feeling like benoit blanc putting the pieces together about this FUCKASS woman. im on the phone pacing putting my finger in the air and going BUT WAIT BUT WAIT while my best friends listen to me and go EXACTLY

#tree talker

i miss my friendbs ☹️☹️ my frisnds ☹️☹️☹️ mg frisntds ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

#tree talker

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

jorolle

trans person: im trans

society: okay

your aroace friend you try to ignore: did you know there's a 6 hour cut of project hail mary

being chronically bad at remembering the rules of card games and just at card games in general means you get into situations where you're determining people's feelings towards you based on whether or not they're nice about it when they explain the rules to you for the 50th time

#joking i know my friends all love me dearly and i love them #but tfw the white boy sweetly explains the rules of uno to someone who has already played it like 100 times #hate him. need to die #tree talker

having male friends is so stupid "i'm gonna teamaxx" yes bro yes you will

#tree talker

read my bloodymary rpf bullshit.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85678491

#rpf #bloodymary #tree talker

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you and i. we could be powerful together.

dm me im intrigued...

#the forest

buckelys-starb0y

Top four things my bf said this week:

"We should go as Adam and Eve!" (to a medieval fantasy party)

"You have to bring me one [a cookie] and if it takes killing one your brothers then..."

"Aw shucks, I left my keys on the sway fun"

"Prison level prison"

#prison level prison #fuck...#rb

bloodymary this replicantlung that discodoll this heistland that. you people need to get insane. start rpf shipping markiplier and ryan gosling

#tree talker #bloodymary

(said in the tone of a small child looking forward to an adult activity) im so excited to decompose someday...

#tree talker

marauders fans can we be cousins please? my bestfriend really likes u guys. i like the way you draw your gay men. i know about hornkus binglefuck. come on

#tree talker

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wood-biter

How do people sustain their favorite artist like i just went from asteria to ZØMB to femtanyl and Glass Animals just whispers profanities in the back of my mind

wood-biter

this one is kind of funny you can live

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wonderful bingo card made by @dust-tyy . everyone hedge your bets now

wood-biter

oh my god was this made before 67? oh my god i think it was. I saw '6/7' and i got this visceral reaction. wow. what a free and joyous time it used to be.

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