Littlest Horror

” Aw, baby. You’re too little to use the grown-up potty. Sit on my lap, relax, and go potty in your diapee/pull-up. I’ll help you if you need it. “

” Do you need to go potty? Oh no, you’re too little to use the grown-up potty. I’ll take you to your little potty chair. “

” Let me cut your food up for you, sweetheart. You’re too little for such big bites. You could choke! “

” Here’s your bottle, baby… lay in my lap, you’re too little to drink it yourself. We don’t want it to spill on your clothes, do we? Let me hold it for you. Just put your hands on your tummy and relax~. “

” Uh-uh-uh! Those are adult clothes! You’re much too little for those! Let’s get you in a snug diaper/pull-up–after all, we don’t want you having an accident in big kid clothes~. Stains are hard to get out. We’ll find you more age-appropriate clothes too. “

” Uh-oh, did someone make piddles in their diaper/pull-up? Aw, don’t cry. You’re too little to know when you have to go potty. Let’s get you cleaned up. “

” Nap time, baby~. What’s that? You’re not sleepy? Don’t be silly, you’re too little to go without a nap, you’ll turn into a fussypants. “

” You know the rules; you hold my hand when we’re out. You’re too little to wander around by yourself. You stay by my side at all times. Or do I need to put you in a stroller? “

” Oh no, baby. The public bathrooms are for adults. You’re too little for those. Just go in your diapee/pull-up, and I’ll change you as soon as we get back to the car. “

” You’re too little to check yourself to see if you’re wet or messy. That’s my job~. And no, you can’t change yourself. “

” In the back seat, let me buckle you in nice and safely. Of course I’m using the child-locks. What’s that? You wanna sit in the front? Nuh-uh, you’re too little! “

” Oh, you silly baby! You’re too little to dress/undress yourself! Let me help you. “

Call me daddy in public.

Call me daddy infront of everyone.

Just only call me daddy, because you’re my good little girl.

“Baby, I’m here for you.”

“Don’t feel guilty. I’m not being forced to be here. I choose to be. Because I want to be.”

“You’re not being too needy.”

“Tell me everything. I really want to know.”

“I love you. You struggling isn’t going to change that.”

“It’s ok to cry if you need to. I’m not afraid of tears.”

“I love you, you know. Even when you’re worried. Maybe even extra lots then, cuz I know you need it.”

“Do you know how proud I am right now, seeing you stand up to something so scary and hard? I’m so, so, SO proud!”

“Do you want to talk more? I want to hear, so don’t worry about talking too much of being too scared.”

“I’m not going anywhere. I’m right here.”

“Come here, little one. I need to hold you right now. And you need it too.”

“I love you, and I love your courage and strength.”

“I promise I’m not going anywhere. Tell me everything.”