Meow

Get a girl who reacts to you unbuckling your belt the same way a dog does when you ask if it wants a treat.

all weed is slut weed when you have an intox kink

guess who had lots of slut weed besties

dad dropping me off at my uncle's house for the first weekend of summer break, telling me to "be a good girl and listen to your uncle, no ifs, ands, or buts, got it?" knowing full well how i wouldn't dare not listen to a grown up and also knowing full well how often that is going to be exploited over the next couple days and giving their brother a wink. feeling my uncle play with my hair as we both wave goodbye to my dad, getting so excited the second he asks "wanna have a popsicle kiddo?" because its sooo hot outside. lapping at it greedily, letting the sugary juices drip down my chin n onto my little tank top, but my uncle doesnt mind, he just watches with a smile, occasionally palming something in his pants, and ever so often reaching out to swipe a bit of the sweetness off my chin and lick it off his own thumb. as soon as i finish the last of my popsicle i immediately ask if i can pretty please have one more, please uncle? he gives me a laugh and fully settles one of his big hands on a bulge in his jeans, "i have another kind of popsicle you might like sweetheart, it's not ice cold, but it's perfect for any weather, it never ends, and there's a surprise filling" and i immediately start to nod eagerly because it sounds like magic n i dont even question when he starts to unzip his crotch and reaches in to get me my special popsicle

titty grope seeking behavior

The concept of being borrowed is so hot. Your partners friend asking to borrow you, and you don’t get a say, they’re not asking you. Your partner has the power, the say in who can borrow you, who you have to listen to, what they’re allowed to do to you. And you just go along with it, like a good puppy

hello welcome to my diaper fetish it requires 8 hours of foreplay and that’s if it even culminates in an act that can be defined as “sex”

hello kitty bandaids work better than regular ones

Genuinely hysterical that they’re pretending Mitch McConnell isn’t sitting next to Charlie Kirk in hell right now but announced Lindsey Graham’s death at 2am like fuck it

I do think you lose your right to medical privacy when you decide to become a politician and it is mad fucked up that these people hold our lives in their hands and are allowed to disappear for months on end with no explanation. You need a doctor’s note to miss school for a cold but we have no clue if Mitch McConnell is dead or alive and Tom Kean was allowed to fuck off for 4 months without telling the public why. I don’t give a fuck about your privacy, you’re not protecting my privacy, if you’re leeching tax dollars and partying it up in a rich person rehab resort somewhere while your constituents vote against our access to healthcare, we should be allowed to know. Fuck you. I say this as a disabled person, I’m always having to explain the nature of my disability and the details of my health but we’re not allowed to know what the fuck is going on with these people.