Red

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

Official dandelion post

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

Also you damn well be sure to adjust your recipe for humidity and air pressure changes or gods help you…

Trump is probably going to remove the TikTok ban shortly after his inauguration and secure a chunk of the youth vote.

People have such short memories…

"can you explain this gap in your resume" Oh yeah sorry i got sent to the 1300s and i had to fight evil skeletons

how lucky we are that, even crushed under the weight of sadness & grief, we are capable of giving love and joy to other people, and they are often more than happy to give some back.

I don't want a conventional marriage Janet I want to be a scarficial bride to an ungodly entity.

if she's your girl why is she breaking open my ribcage and devouring me like an animal?

ur either jerking off with me or jerking off against me