Pee Dog (Small Style)

“You think I don’t know?” He chuckles and slowly rakes his fingers down the curve of your spine. “I know how you look at me, sweetheart. Don’t be afraid to tell me what you need. You know I love you too, right?”

puppy is a bit wary the first time they try it. it feels weird, especially to piddle like this indoors. but they gotta go really bad... and they want to be a good puppy!

they dribble a little on the way over to it... then they kneel on it, naked, full, and ready... the grass is a little prickly, but not too bad, for something plastic. pup lets out a little squirt of pee, checking between their legs to see what happens when it hits the fake grass. it makes a loud pitter noise, but it also soaks right in and doesn't look like it's going to pool or spill...

puppy can barely hold it now anyway, and they start dribbling insecurely on this weird indoor lawn that they're still getting used to. they start making little whining whimpering noises, wiggling and fidgeting as they keep losing spurts of pee. they need their owner to come tell them they're a [good boy/good girl] and maybe praise them or promise them treats to help train them.

and their owner does respond to their whiny puppy noises! they come over and start to coo, and gently pet their pup's head... puppy involuntarily relaxes, and there's a strong patter patter patter patter patter sound as puppy begins forcefully watering their new little patch of lawn. they reeeeeally had to go...

when they finally get done, their owner praises them, kisses their head, pets them more... even gives them belly rubs (and if that coaxed out one tiny additional squirt of pee due to excitement, puppy's owner wouldn't mention it).

the only problem now, is that puppy got used to lifting their leg and peeing against the fence. they have nowhere to do that here, with this new grass. do they keep squatting on their little plastic lawn like a good pup? or do they do something a little bit naughty?

Awwwww, how cute! Poor little puppy, it's hard to deal with changes in their potty routine! But their owner will help them as much as needed... Unless puppy decides to make a bit of mischief and starts lifting their leg against the wall or furniture~

still, rich boy has to break the scrappy one of a lot of bad behavior. which includes many dog things, like tearing up furniture, yapping (talking back), biting (leaving hickeys), and of course, peeing in the house. at first, "peeing in the house" meant trying to use the human toilet instead of going potty where dogs are supposed to go... but eventually, "peeing in the house" refers specifically to the pup's misbehavior.

he's taken to squatting in the middle of the living room, and before rich boy can even recognize the position or do anything, there's already a long hiss burbling away against the nice fluffy white carpet. and when rich boy just pays to have it cleaned or replaced, the pup escalates his misbehavior.

next he gets up on the couch and starts doing it... leaving his business in a big dark puddle on one of the cushions. then he starts doing it up on his master's bed... peeing mischievously into the sheets, until he's sitting over a telltale soggy yellow spot. and it's entirely escaped his notice that his little doggy instincts are simply causing him to scent mark places that his person... his rich boy... frequents.

it's not long before the pup gets up on the bed for a wee while his master is still in it. and the tone is less mischievous, and more like a puppy nervously scooting forward with its hips low already, needing to go, badly, but whining as they crawl up to hover over their master. their master who, surprisingly, moves the blanket out of the way. he accepts his pup, hips hovering over his master's torso, and puppy holds significant eye contact as his warm, thick stream starts to drench rich boy's silken pajama shirt.

ohhhh... he's really never needed to release quite like this. puppy's hips keep subtly humping the air as he goes ahead and takes a long pee, all over his master. rich boy just looks annoyed, like "are we done here yet?" but his cheeks have gone pink, and he doesn't stop it.

the two are only just starting to build their new dynamic as a master and his dog.

Oooooh DAMN, now there's a fun dynamic! Puppies need lots of training and breaking in - but to be honest, it doesn't sound like rich boy is making THAT much effort to break his pup's naughty peeing habit... It almost sounds like he likes it~