I'll avenge you (hated female character)

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

and fuck miles dale!!! I don't give a fuck about you bitch!!!!!!

it's so funny to read "and there was just one bed :O" fanfiction set in time periods where sharing a bed was entirely normal. Guys, just be glad it's only the two of you.

black mold and lead can’t affect me because i’m pure of heart

asbestos knows i’m really really cool and will let me do whatever

i am like the breadloser of the family

a healthy diet and an active lifestyle are NOT an adequate substitute for just swallowing a fistful of vitamin pills every morning

It is pretty funny to hear about this New Problem that we've been facing for the last 10 years and then read a book from 1910 where they complain about the same thing. Unfortunately common.

turns out reaping what you sow is great when you plant epic and awesomesauce seeds and not yucky gross ones

They dont even know im having a category 10 blorbo event