I'll avenge you (hated female character)

i think we've done a great job expanding the view of what a child's favorite animal can be. kids these days can say they love axolotls or pangolins or coelecanths and their decision is respected. maybe their parents can even find them a stuffed animal of it if they know where to look. and i think that's beautiful

they should invent a father you can forgive

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

look i get that it’s Monday and everyone is very tired but there was a frenchman behind me at the bagel store this morning and he said the name for his order was “thibault” and the nice cashier typed in “TBOY.” open the schools fr

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

Flow like a chart, spread like a sheet

you've heard of noun inflection now get ready for noun infection. theres yucky germs in there

i need to forgive myself for everything by this weekend so i can start fixing my life from next week