LittlePastelDragon

These are some of the guidelines I follow when working with the dead:

When entering a graveyard, be sure to greet and leave something for the guardian of the graveyard.

Never walk on the graves of the deceased.

Never take anything out of the graveyard without permission of the guardian or a specific grave’s resident.

Never take items people have left for their loved ones off the graves.

Only gather graveyard dirt from the perimeter of the graveyard, never from the graves themselves.

Upon leaving the graveyard, say farewell to the dead you encountered, and the guardian.

Never force the dead to work for you, if they are unwilling or unable to aid you try again later or try another spirit.

Be mindful of the dead’s beliefs in life, not all will be friendly to those who practice magic.

Give the dead the same respect and thought that you yourself would wish to be given.

“My Talent Is Noticed And Appreciated”

Some people are just not meant to be together, and sometimes only you can make that judgement for them.

To break up a romantic couple, you will need:

Your altar

A red apple

A knife

A picture of the couple (optional)

A fire-safe dish (optional)

When the sun sets, set up your altar the way you feel comfortable. Proceed with your usual offerings to whatever deities or elements you work with, making sure to ordain all the materials you’ll be using for the spell. Then, take the apple and your carving tool and carve the initials of each member of the couple on either side of the apple. Hold the apple in your hands and think about why you want to end their relationship, pour some emotional energy into it. Take your time with it. If you’re a vocal witch, this is also the time to say something aloud. Next, take your large knife and cut the apple in half so that the initials are separated while visualizing them splitting up. Put the apple halves aside.

If you have the picture of the couple, rip in half and burn it in the fire-safe bowl in between your two apple halves. Close your spell, then bury the apple halves in earth as deep and as far apart as you can manage. You’re done!

Sometimes your abusive ex finds a new partner to torment, or maybe a friend has gotten into an abusive relationship. You may be worried about their safety and emotional wellbeing and you don’t think this relationship is for the best.  So here’s a spell to break them the fuck up.

Needed: 

- A pink candle 

- Representations of the Elements  

- Dried roses or a single rose, preferably red  

- Pink embroidery floss or thread 

- Needle 

 - Colored pencils or markers 

 - Paper 

 - Scissors 

 - Some kind of oil (i used vegetable oil)  

- Fireproof Dish 

 - Lighter

- A representation of a deity 

Optional

- Fire Salt (It can give your spell an extra kick)

- Mortar and pestle for grinding your roses, but crumbling them in your hands works well too!

Perform at night (I performed it at midnight on Valentines Day). 

Cleanse yourself and meditate on really cleansing your aura. You can put protection sigils on your body and tie a white ribbon around your dominant hand for extra protection. 

Cleanse your space and materials in whichever way you’d like and set it up  with all your materials within reach. Double check you have everything so you’re not getting up in the middle of the ritual. Set up your space in whatever way makes you feel the most comfortable and safe.

Ground yourself. This is super important to do thoroughly so don’t rush it.

Cast a circle, if you’re into that. You can verbally state an intention as well, such as: Negative energies and entities are not allowed to come into this circle/space/whatever. 

Invoke the elements and welcome any spirits/deities you work with. Ask them to watch over you and protect you during this spell. If you’re like me, you can sprinkle some fire salt onto the fire candle and ask the element of fire to especially protect and help you with your task. 

State your intention aloud. It can be something like: My intention is for [Abusers first and last name] and [Their new partners first and last name] to break up forever. They deserve to break up because [Abuser] is toxic and shouldn’t be with anyone, especially someone nice like [New Partner].

Make 2 Paper Poppets representing the two people you want to break up, draw some clothing on them and their full names on the back (as well as instagram handles, tumblr handles, anything to really get a tag lock on them). Really connect the person to the poppet, meditate on it for a bit, think of all their attributes and qualities. 

Draw a heart on each of the poppets with red pencil, thread the embroidery floss through the hearts connecting the two poppets. Say: This is the connection the two of you share. It holds all the happiness, romance, friendship, and love you feel for each other. It is strong. Think about the connection these two people share.

Gather a handful of dried roses, grind them in a mortar and pestle or with your hands, infuse them with your curses energy. Say: A Rose by any other name, would smell as sweet. But [Abusers first and last name] and [New Partners first and last name] relationship is obsolete.  All burned up, only ashes remain. [Abuser] and [New Partner] will never be together again. Put them in the fireproof dish, burn the roses until they’re ashes. 

Hold the candle in your hands, engrave their names into the candle with the needle and add a heart (Abuser+Partner ♡). Say: Element of Fire I call upon you, burn up the bond between these two. Before [Abuser] can hurt [New Partner], make their bond turn into ashes.  Infuse the candle with your energy. Think of why their bond needs to be broken. Really take the time to pour your energy into it. Dress the candle in oil and roll it in the ashes of the roses. Add a little bit of fire salt onto your candle and light it. 

Hold the poppets in your hands with the pink cord over the candle flame. Say: [Abuser] and [New Partner], on this romantic day,  Your feelings of like and love begin to dissipate  The things you loved about each other you now hate [Abusers] ugly side is all you see [New Partner] you know in your heart you need to leave Repeat the last line until you feel its really sunk in.

Burn the connection between the two poppets. Visualize the new partner leaving the abuser. Picture them walking away from each other, never to meet again. Say:  The connection between you two burns away You’re bond is forever broken You break up, for ever and ever [Abuser] and [New Partner] never get back together Because [New Partner] deserves better

Close your spell however you like. Say goodbye to the elements, deities or spirits. Close your circle. Put away all your materials. Cleanse your space again. Cleanse yourself again. Drink water. Eat food. Calm down.

Dispose of the poppets far away from each other.

You may want to perform a binding on the abuser so they can’t abuse others in the future and a protection spell for the partner so this doesn’t happen to them again. 

Note: This isn’t some petty break up spell, only use it when you are genuinely concerned about the new partners safety and well being. 

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To Rid Yourself of an Unwanted Admirer or Ex-Lover Who Will Not Take No for an Answer

You will need:

A gray candle and a white candle close together

Timing:

Three nights, beginning on Saturday

The Spell:

Light the gray candle for yourself and say: "No more notice me. I am free, surrounded by the mists of invisibility."

Move the unlit white candle away from yours, saying: "No longer desire me or seek connection. My rejection though kindly is clear. Find love and life new, the binding is through, and you shall no longer be near."

Blow out the candle.

On night too, light the gray candle, repeat the first words, and moved the unlit white candle farther away from yours, repeating the second words.

Again blow out the candle.

On night 3, move the unlit white candle as far away as possible from yours, saying: "Follow your own path in joy; no longer walk along mine."

Like the white candle and let it burn through and then like the gray candle, saying: "May the mists of invisibility remain between us perpetually as you go your way and I mine."

Extinguish the gray candle and dispose of it and any wax from the white candle.

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For Cutting the Ties of a Destructive Relationship or One That is Going Nowhere

You will need:

A dark blue pillar candle

A length of thin red curtain cord or strong thread

A container of soil

Timing:

Saturday after dark

The Spell:

Light the candle and say: "By the power of fire, I am set free."

Tie a knot in the center of the cord and say: "Tie and wind and seek to find freedom from [name the destructive person or situation]."

Hold the knot over the flame with the cord taught in both hands.

Say: "The cord between us was long. The cord between us was strong. But now it is decaying, fraying, burning, breaking."

Drop both burned halves into the pot of soil, letting the flame burn out, saying: "The link is broken, and I am free."

Bury the charred cords where nothing grows, still in the soil from the spell.

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A Hand-Parting Spell

You will need:

A dark red cord about 3 to 6 and 1/2 yards long

A tree

Timing:

The hour before sunset

The Spell:

Wind the cord around a tree nine times, securing it with a very loose not, looping the over other end over your hands.

Slowly unwind the cord from the tree, moving in circles farther and farther from the tether, chanting: "Hand part, my heart; hand fast, not last; let go, unwind, unbind, untie, release, too tight bonds now must cease."

With a final tug, pull the knot free, unloop your hands, and as you do so, say: "Unbound, unwound, hand parted, and so life begins anew; the ties are through."

Loop the cord over the trees so that it will decay naturally.

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A Second Rainy Day Ritual to End a Destructive Relationship When a Lover or Ex Won't Accept That it's Over

You will need:

A large circle of green paper

A black pen

Pens of various colors

Scissors

Timing:

When the rain is steadily falling and look set to continue for much of the day

The Spell:

On one half of the paper circle, draw an image to represent yourself in black pen, and on the other half, the two of you together.

Draw a jagged line down the middle and cut the paper circle in half.

Place the half representing the relationship from which you wish to be severed in the rain, saying, "Not to harm you, but to calm; you must let go, it shall be so. New love you'll fine when you release me from your heart and mind."

Leave the half representing the relationship in the rain until it has dissolved.

Color the image of yourself in bright patterns and right across it, I AM FREE.

Pin it on a wall until you find new love and forge a new life without your ex.

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A Venus Ritual for Moving on From a Broken Heart

You will need:

A green candle

A ring or bracelet in copper, Venus's metal

A small bag of old metal nails

An empty bowl

Timing:

Friday, the first hour after dawn, Venus's day and hour

The Spell:

Light the candle.

Put on the copper ring or bracelet, touching it and then your heart with the index finger of your dominant hand, and say, "Lady Venus, morning star, call gentle love from near or far. Send me to a lover new, who will always to me be true."

Take off the ring, shake the bag of rusty nails hard, and say, "Lady Venus, fierce evening star, this old love does my future mar. Release me from my broken heart, for shattered I am that we did part."

Drop the nails one by one into the bowl, then say, "No more cruel love, for I grieve you. By the light of Venus, my thoughts you shall leave."

Put on the ring or bracelet again, saying, "Venus, star of morning, my life begins again with this new dawning."

Wear the bracelet/ring, dispose of the nails, and let the candles burn through.

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"1001 Spells: The Complete Book of Spells for Every Purpose," by Cassandra Eason

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Wake up early. Not because “the early bird catches the worm.” Not to force yourself to be more productive. Not to “rise and grind” your life away.

Do it for entirely the opposite reasons. 

Give yourself a chance to slow down before the hurriedness of the day envelopes your thoughts and your body. Do the thing that relaxes you. Do the thing you love that you never have time to do. Allow yourself to be still and intentionally prepare for the day ahead. 

*throws water bottles at everyone*

Sykkuno: She's trying to yell mental health and well-being into us.

Valkyrae: I APRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

As a lot of us are struggling to maintain our relationships over distances due to quarantine, I made a spell to strengthen the bonds of an existing relationship.

The first thing you will need may be difficult to find. The main component of the spell is a pink or red rose that grew in a precarious manner. I used one that grew into another plant and just happened to survive and thrive. If you can’t obtain this, you can attempt to use just a regular pink or red rose, but the spell may not be as effective. Make sure to leave an offering to the rose bush from which you obtain the rose.

Next you will need to get both a red or pink and a green candle. Dress the green candle with a luck or road opening oil, Irish moss, bay leaves, Basil, red clover, and lemongrass. Dress the red or pink candle with a love oil and dress it with rose petals, lavender, balm of gilead, cinnamon, brick dust, and deer’s tongue.

Place the rose before the two candles, prick your finger, and bleed onto the rose. Then say:

“With my blood I do enchant this rose, this rose which grew against all odds. Strengthen my relationship(s) with ______, by all the spirits and all the gods”

Then drip some of your blood onto the candles as well, light them, and say:

“Blood and rose, herbs and flame, hear my call, know my name. Strength and luck to my relationship, against the grain, bring us together, and cease my pain”

Leave offerings to whatever spirits or gods you invoked to aid you. When the candles have burned all the way, keep the rose as a charm. And when the spell has worked, leave another offering to the rose bush.

— requests are open!

— rules | fem! reader

— corpse husband

he knows he’s not being smooth so he just blatantly flirts with you

he also does it a little to hear everyone’s reaction but mainly yours

i think this is the only time he’d use his voice to his advantage just to annoy with you but he’s actually flirting a little bit

so when you first joined the game, he’s heard of you a couple times from rae and syukkuno cause you’ve played plasmaphobia with them

rae invited you to play among us she went “guys this is (y/n), she’s a surprisingly good liar so don’t let her trick you.”

and syukkuno joined in “she’s very nice tho, you guys should check out her account.”

and so corpse quiet literally did, while on stream, he muted his mic so his friends couldn’t hear him and when he saw your face he instantly said “holy shit, she’s gorgeous.” and the chat blew up

“guys go follow her, i’m gonna send her fonky monky friday tomorrow”

he followed u on insta and twitter

after he unmuted himself he made it a goal to make you flustered asf

“i just looked at (y/n)’s instagram and not gonna lie, you’re very pretty l, thought i’d just say that.”

rae immediately diverted her attention to that “corpse, you have syukkuno, (y/n) is mine.”

everyone is just laughing in the background and he hears you ask “guys can i be pink?” and he went “yea sure just let me switch.”

lily’s rage was very evident

during the game he made sure to constantly clear you

whenever u died he said “why’d you have to kill the pretty one.” and syukkuno would always respond with “i’m still alive”

the live chat called him a simp which he responded with “she’s pretty tho...”

when he was imposter and poki killed you he immediately went “who killed my new wife.”

and rae said “umm you mean my wife? and she’s dead in admin.”

when they waited during for a new game, rae and sean would bully him about actually flirting with you

he just went “i’ll stop flirting if it makes her uncomfortable” the lobby went silent

“it’s okay i don’t really mind.” you said laughing and rae immediately gasped

“i invite my wife to a game and corpse steals her, is that the power that his voice has” and syukkuno goes “it works on everyone.”

pewds and sean find it so funny, their dying in the background

“i can’t believe he gave her pink and not me”

“but shadow lily is a legend” corpse replied

during the next round you and corpse got imposter WITH ZERO SUSPICION AGAINST YOU and obviously won

sean was in shock

“it’s obvious me and my husband are going to win” and rae felt so hurt

“couple goals guys, (y/n) honestly carried us”

“it’s cause i’m ready cool”

“and gorgeous”

“you’re feeding my ego corpse.”

the next day you responded to fonky monky friday saying “i should’ve killed u in among us when i had the chance >:)”

Corpse & Sykkuno: Sure.

Corpse & Sykkuno, sprinting out of the restaurant, carrying a table: START THE CAR!!

Rae: Babushka

Corpse: Bingus

So you know how you can't make yourself put your hand down on a hot stovetop? There's a part of your brain that stops you from doing that? That's what Neurodivergent Can't Do Task Mode™ feels like

Even if we want to do it, there's a barrier stopping us from doing it, and it's really hard to override

And why does our brain see the task as a hot stovetop? Because when neurotypicals finish a task, they get serotonin, but we don't get that satisfaction after completing a task. A neurotypical wouldn't get serotonin from putting their hand on a hot stovetop, it would just hurt. When we can't do a task, it's because our brain knows that the task will hurt (metaphorically) and wants to avoid that.

It's not that we're choosing not to do the task, it's that our brain is physically preventing us from doing it.

Neurotypicals can and should reblog but please don't add anything