Little Paper Thoughts

Does anyone else ever find old shit, look at it and just go: "Who the FUCK am I?!"

So I went to get fro yo today and I walk in and see the guy behind the register and I glance over after he says hi and I just think: "Oh no! He's hot! Please don't talk to me." And I just keep chanting this over and over again in my head and I see he's not at the register so I grab a cup and relax. Then he comes out of the fucking door next to me and I jump and scream like someone was trying to kill me. He jumps a little and is surprised. He then laughs and I am now like: "Fuck! Not only are you hot, but your voice sounds like whisky and smoke and sex and I can't take this!" So he asks me if I've been there before and I nod a little and then he explains the new flavors they have and I am trying not to freak out. We then go to the register and he asks me about my work clothes. At this point, I finally remember how to have semi-standard social interactions and hold a conversation. After that, he gives me a coupon for $5 off my next fro yo. And now I feel like I need to write this in a fic because he leaned over the counter at me and when his triceps moved I almost fell over. And fuck he was hot!

I’ll have a Venti Xanax Latte, no whip please. 

If you don’t want to see my face, or hear me rant about the how the anime life chose me, you can block the tag: sarcastic me. Seriously, that’s what it’s all under now. Also, if you want to see the semi helpful cosplay stuff that I have put together, there is a link to that in my profile, for mobile users, it’s under the tag: unhelpful cosplay. I am also going to make a tag for my diamond no ace soccer AU.....but I’ll do that at work tomorrow.

On that note, I need to get off my Ass and write KuraMiyuSawa Soccer AU where Miyuki is the calculating center mid who loves breaking ankles on the pitch. Sawamura is an up and coming Futsal player who is a grind it out, pickpocket, trash goal scorer who is literally where all of the attention is at. And Kuramochi is the freestyler who is most well known for his excellent balance and body control. Ugh......I need to stop being lazy and write this.

I am such a sucker for my OTP liking two different things that are two sides of the same coin. Like they require almost the same skills but it's not the same thing. Like hockey/figure skater, writer/editor, cross country/sprinter, musical theater/rock band, soccer/Futsal/freestyler. I just want it so bad.

The most witty thing about me are my descriptions of myself and the things I go through. Everything else is fail city and I am the mayor.