My Unhinged Fandom Based Ramblings

Dick never got the hang of it, past sentimental occasions. He usually uses Bee or just Bruce. (Same with Steph, who’s never called him dad.)

Tim never got past the “yes sir/no sir” and doesn’t typically address him with an informal title or name. And Duke has parents, and when he came around he used the same respectful manor of addressing him.

Damian and Cass both use formal alternatives, mostly father, though Cass used to say “Pa” when she first moved into the manor.

Damian paints his room. He spends over two weeks on the murals. Bruce, walking in to ask Damian about patrol, snatches a couple pictures before he leaves and absently posts them. Within the week they’ve gone viral and people are asking for commissions, but Bruce never answers.

Jason’s been annotating his copy of pride and prejudice so hard that there’s more handwriting in the margins than actual text. Bruce thought it was adorable, so he posted a page. There are now literary professors asking if his son has been to college and if he would like to.

Steph and Cas wrote their own song on a dare from Dick. Bruce posts a short audio clip of it and his secretary has to rush to copyright it because people are using it as audio in All The Videos

Bruce doesn’t even realize what’s happening, really. He posts is ‘cause he’s proud, then pretty much doesn’t check the page again. It’s more a blog to him than anything else. He has no idea that he’s become almost an internet celebrity/cryptid. There are Reddit forums dedicated to the “dad with way too many fucking skilled children”. Some people say that there’s no way he has this many kids who are so good at things. Some people think he’s just one really crafty person posting a bunch of his own stuff and claiming to be a proud dad.

Tim Drake, resident Reddit Addict, is LOVING it.

“Do you want to make a stop for Batburger?”

Like, you just have to know these things, or else your understanding of them will be shit

Jason: my bad. I got kidnapped

Dick: what masochist kidnapped you?

Jason: the police

He has standards goddamnit