I have never been coherent in my entire life

where's that picture that ruined my life

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?

@queer-joy-detector

Queer joy detected!

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.

lethargic bat on your porch in the daytime? pet that beast!!!!

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

Bedtime should work like in computer games where I lie down and click "yes" on a menu and then there's an eight hour timeskip and I can get up again all refreshed.

I love this website so much