LittleLovelysss

Note to Self: You gotta do this for you. This is for you. This isn't about anybody. Live for you. Honor you. Never lose sight of that.

The life of a pet owner: “What are you eating? OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING???”

"Come back here with whatever you’re eating!"

"Don’t think you can fool me by stopping chewing. I know you’re still eating it!"

"Open your mouth. OPEN. YOUR. MOUTH."

The best part is that all of these can be seen as the owner’s perspective or the pet’s and it’s all still accurate.

wat a gently delivered compliment thank u

time to build a timemachine 

taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you

[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS IN JAPANESE]

I wish one of my teacher’s did this.

[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS FIVE SEPARATE PARTS OF ONE DAY MORE]

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER

[SOMEHOW MANAGES TO SING THE HEDWIGS THEME SONG]

CARRY ON YM WAYWARD SOOOOONNNN *ACCIDENTALLY SINGS THE WHOLE THING*

[SOMEHOW BECOMES 13 DWARVES WITH PLATES AND GLASSES]

*SINGS GREEN DAY’S EYE OF THE TIGER*

*the internet is for porn, the internet is for porn, whyd you think the net was born? Porn, porn, PORN*

OH THATS WHAT IT WAS

I think all of us thought we were reading the most fucked up post on tumblr and halfway through realized what it was

beautiful

He’s smiling because they’re finally out of the goddamn lobby.

HELLO SMALL COW ARE YOU LOST

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”

THIS MADE MY DICK SO HARD

The “Zayn left One Direction to join ISIS” jokes show that Westerners truly don’t care about the struggles, the pain, and the literal life-and-death scenarios that play out every day in the grand scheme of Middle Eastern politics. ISIS isn’t funny, nothing about it is funny.

Harry attempting Zayn’s solo in SOML and laughing - 3/28 

F.R.I.E.N.D.S appreciation week Day 7: Funniest moment Ross’s speech about the baby and the bird