I do not walk; I glide!

Means so much to meeee

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isn’t it weird how it’s already february but it’s also only february

I see this post every February and it always fucks me up

#i love how MEAN he is sometimes #but he’s so cute and says it in such a flat way #people just laugh it off #but he’s so BITING #like the ‘it’s a hell of a medical form’ one #he might as well have said #‘stop describing myself to me as if i’m some kind of oddity you motherfucker’ #but instead he’s sarcastic about it in just the right way #GOD #he’s so motherfucking smart and ruthless and i love him #richard ayoade (x)

You know why Harry Potter is amazing? 99% of fan theories, headcanons and meta could be canon because Harry is about as observant as a brick wall. Did Slytherins come back to fight in the Battle of Hogwarts? Did Draco Malfoy enjoy crossdressing? Was Hermione transgender? Who knows, certainly not Harry

Harry didn’t notice Hermione time traveling around him for a whole year or his own teacher’s hand writing

Harry didn’t notice that he was a wizard

The glass is just gone I don’t know maybe that just happens with snakes sometimes. 

fuckk off why is this the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen??

remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”

you know when youre watching a tv show and you feel like youre coming to a part that youve seen gifs of on tumblr and it gives you a rush of excitement like oh boy this is what we trained for