Brontomerus

We Regret to Inform You That The Person Being Racist Ironically Is In Fact Just Racist

This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries.

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

how! do! girls! find! girlfriends!!

look! under! rocks! and! branches! in! your! local! forest!

girls = salamanders

galamanders

‘the fuck u lookin at keep scrollin’

Kumail nails it as always

"It's just a word, you give words meaning" is one of the most annoying straight white boy catch phrases I know

shoutout to my biology teacher in high school who did the usual speech about how unreliable the internet is as a source and said to “only trust .edu and .org websites because only certain organizations can get them” and when i told her i had a .org domain registered she stopped her lecture and looked at her assistant and said “she has a .org…” in the most devastated tone of voice i’ve ever heard, like i completely turned her world upside down