I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

One day Palestine will be free and evidence from archives like this will be important in helping bring these Zionazis to justice.

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

every time i see this image it makes me happy

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday