apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

Artemis in the Pastoral Symphony in Disney’s Fantasia (1940)

sorry i act weird when i’m uncomfortable and also when i’m comfortable

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

people have said good things about you behind your back, without your knowledge. people have shared their love for you with others.

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

you will describe tummy/waist fat as a "muffin top" (yummy treat?) and "love handles" (most romantic phrase ever?) and mean it in a derogatory way? when these things are obviously good?