monsterfucker extraordinaire

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

My duckduckgo searches as I get more and more blitzed on mead from the finest tavern

demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

She's a 10 but she needs you to look at her with animalistic lust in your eyes anytime you see her or she's going to think you despise her existence

he doesn’t even moan like a girl. leave him

t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

love is stored in the bite mark

yeah, this is my pet knight, she's a rescue. i gave her a brief act of mercy and she followed me home and sat outside my door to guard me from intruders. she swore her undying allegiance to me in exchange for a gift of grace and now she sleeps at the foot of my bed and weeps when im late coming home. and yeah, she only eats wet food because she's a snob, also.

Priest Kink less in the way of wanting to be dominated by a religious figure and more in the way that i drive a holy man to sin at my command and if he dares to try to repent i remind him in whatever way i see fit that he doesn't belong to god anymore.

saw a spider

A monster with horns to hold onto, sharp and curved. A monster with pointy ears to tease, sensitive to every flick. A monster with fangs to feel against my pulse. A monster with thick fur. A monster with several arms to hold me down. A monster with a tail to curl around my thigh. A monster with a big-