i like monsters, so do you

the dragon spirit of the lake is well aware that the soldier bathing alone is a girl dressing up as a boy, and frankly she's offended. no she doesn't care about the "disguised as a boy to be a soldier" thing. she's a firm believer in women doing things. she's offended that the girl is bathing in the lake water when her perfectly good long forked tongue is right there

hey what if I was a big quadruped beast and you were impaled on me, tied up tight against my belly so that with every step my cock jolted inside of you, making you come until you passed out. what then.

I am tortured with thoughts of monsters kissing

An angel stuffing your mouth with their cock so that they no longer have to hear your heretical blatherings

They tried choking you some time ago. But they found out too late that you liked it.

the horrors may be beyond my comprehension but they are not beyond my insatiable lust. come here and kiss me you terrifying abomination.

big dragon that likes being tied up for comfort and fun but manages to break every rope and chain their partners use on them accidentally because they don’t know their strength