Run The Elite Out of Town

yall are a little too good at replicating the old tumblr fandom posts please stop i feel like a veteran on the fourth of july

feel like this mocking of 2012 cringe tumblr hits different for those of us who were there. to my younger followers: it really was like that.

the secret to being a cool adult is to wear things that your younger self wanted to wear but couldn’t and to do things that your younger self wanted to do but couldnt

I’d rather imagine them doing cool shit like having ice breath and flying and helping young women in their quest to dethrone tyrants by giving them a legendary sword they have kept in their treasure hoard for a thousand years in case a true hero would one day come by and and be worthy of wielding the weapon

So i was just informed that Imagine Dragons is, in fact, a band, and I listened to like three of their songs. Yeah, they suck

The fact that kings had a jester is so gay. That's so gay. Yes I Need a guy to follow me around and make me laugh. Yeah okay that's just a boyfriend dude

ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on

Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs.

Pale//glow