Griddlehark_brainrot

Harrow: Let me see if I have this right. Your girlfriend is a jock you’ve known as long as you can remember, wields a large sword, is supernaturally durable, and has a truly unhealthy attitude towards self-sacrifice that she refuses to acknowledge?

Catra: Yep. Yours?

Harrow: Add in a twisted messianic aspect and it’s spot on.

Catra: Yeah, my girlfriend has that too.

Harrow: …Let us pray our girlfriends never meet. They’d either try to kill each other or become insufferable best friends.

*Gideon and Adora, in a different therapist’s waiting room*

Adora: Soo… your girl.

Gideon: Yeah?

Adora: Childhood friend?

Gideon: Yop.

Adora: Anger issues?

Gideon: Kinda.

Adora: Tried to kill you?

Gideon: Loads of times.

Adora: Kidnapped by an immortal space tyrant after your big dramatic sacrifice?

Gideon: More or less.

Adora: Uh huh. Mental health problems?

Gideon: You have NO IDEA.

Adora: …Wanna get drinks after our appointments? I know a sports bar nearby that has women’s rugby on all the time.

1. Water dripping in the cloister

2. Pages flipping 10 hours

3. fighting sounds (sexy grunt version) 15 minutes

4. prayer chant WITH bone clinks and howls of the damned

Hello hello everyone! Indie here. I’ve seen a huge surge in followers recently (mostly due to the homebrew hollow knight content I’ve been working on) and I’ve recently hit 225 followers on both this blog and my main blog (@indie-blue)!

The support from everyone means the world to me, and to celebrate, I’m raffling away three vessels based off of the three subraces from the vessel homebrew- one Void, one Wyrm, and one Root!

Here’s how to join the raffle:

1. Follow this blog, if you haven’t already :D (you can follow my main too, but it’s not required). 2. Like and reblog this post.

That’s it!