literally who knows

s/o to the me in the alternate universe where i have halloween plans i hope she looks hot

If this ain’t me

I had to reblog this again lol

love is fucking dead. valentines day used to mean something

I once read a twilight fic where edward boiled himself like a lobster in the bath for hours so he’d be warm when he made out with bella

need me a freak like that

I don’t have a cat, but that alone might convince me...

Holy shit can you imagine looking out your window to see this over across the road.

some guy at the mens bathroom was like oi whatre you doin here and i was like wym im not a girl and he was like aw fuck sorry you just got beautiful features and fist bumped me

this is so iconic we stan whoever this man was