The AI girl looks pretty serene, and the list above does contain many things that I like. Less sold on schizoaffective conditions and on astrology however, and I've never been much of a tea drinker.
Verdict: not sold
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

JVL
almost home

blake kathryn
ojovivo
cherry valley forever
noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
art blog(derogatory)
Misplaced Lens Cap

#extradirty

@theartofmadeline

Product Placement

oozey mess

Origami Around
NASA
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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The AI girl looks pretty serene, and the list above does contain many things that I like. Less sold on schizoaffective conditions and on astrology however, and I've never been much of a tea drinker.
Verdict: not sold

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This one's admittedly quite pretty, but I yet ahain have no clue what it's selling me. A transcendent experience of some kind? The five syllables in the opening line and me thinking it was going to be a haiku, but it loses its way. Honestly, sounds a bit like something from a third-rate cult fantasy series. That said, I do like a third-rate cult fantasy series...
Verdict: sold
This is just a fact. Sure, I think it's a part of a campaign for something. But it's just stated as a fact. That blurry-ass picture doesn't help. Also, Caithness? There's nobody up in Caithness, I'm not surprised there are no Caithness Councillors on whatever committee this is.
Verdict: not sold
This one is telling me to stay the same. Plus a blurry pic of an impressively intense cat. This is the opposite of a sales pitch. Change nothing about your life, you're good. Sadly, too vague to really convince me.
Verdict: not sold
This time round, I think I'm being sold an experience? I guess it could be a legitimate ad for Lake Mary's tourist board. But it fails to specify where Lake Mary is, and doesn't show the lake. Also, it's trying to convince me to take a photo of the moon (something that is notably free to do) by showing me a dubiously copyrighted daytime image of an unrelated bird. I do like birds, the moon amd travelling to lakes, though.
Verdict: sold

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This one is concerning for many reasons, not least the Donald Trump jumpscare. "Sunday laws are coming" is ominous. Plus, it sounds like a real sketchy interpretation of biblical prophecy ("no one will know the time or hour" comes to mind). Also, what am I meant to be buying here?
Verdict: not sold
This one might be an ad for a book, but it's so incomprehensible I'm counting it. It sounds dramatic, but the $10 Kindle is really what gets me, here. No clue who Bibi is, or why there's also this old pic of a veteran from the 1950s - is that when America' slide into darkness is meant to have begun? Also, "God be with you as you raise the staff" is not a sentence that makes sense.
Verdict: not sold
Alright, in theory this could be advertising, like, a counsellor? But it does mostly just look like it's advertising the very concept of divorce. Which isn't famously all that fun.
Verdict: not sold.
This is just somebody's shower thoughts. Love the incredibly vague "how humans live" title. Could be about anything. Going off the picture, it could be about trade, or fishing, or demanding money for stuff, or... wait has that guy got a bucket on his head?
Verdict: I think humans *have* always worn buckets on their head. Sold.
Starting strong with an ad that's just bigging up some golfer. Good on Rose Zhang, I guess? Not sure what is for sale here, I feel like people who like golf already watch golf.
Verdict: not sold

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