RANKING EVERY THING I'VE SEEN: FLIGHTY JOUSTMITE
IT'S A JOUSTMITE WITH WINGS. THEORETICALLY BETTER, BUT IT TENDS TO GET ITS PROBOSCIS STUCK IN THE GROUND IF IT MISSES.
5/10

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RANKING EVERY THING I'VE SEEN: FLIGHTY JOUSTMITE
IT'S A JOUSTMITE WITH WINGS. THEORETICALLY BETTER, BUT IT TENDS TO GET ITS PROBOSCIS STUCK IN THE GROUND IF IT MISSES.
5/10

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WHAT COULD IT BE
I AM GOING TO EAT YOU
RANKING EVERY THING I'VE SEEN: WHIPTONGUE BULBORB
PERFECTION
10/10
RANKING EVERY THING I'VE SEEN DAY... I DON'T KNOW: SKEETERSKATE
IT SHOOTS WATER. THIS IS QUITE LITERALLY ONLY EFFECTIVE ON PIKMIN. I APPRECIATE THE PIKMIN HATING ENERGY! UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S AIM IS TERRIBLE AND IT'S SMALL, SLOW, AND WEAK. AT LEAST IT CAN'T HURT ME!
2/10

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RANKING EVERY THING I'VE SEEN: SHAGGY LONG LEGS
EWWWWWW!
0/10
RANKING EVERY THING I'VE SEEN: PYROCLASMIC SLOOCH
THIS IS LIKE A FIERY BULBLAX BUT SLOWER, WEAKER, AND GENERALLY JUST WORSE. AS USUAL, THE BULBORB REIGNS SUPREME!
3/10
RANKING EVERY THING I'VE SEEN: VEHEMOUS PHOSBAT
SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL... I SHOULD CALL HER. I THINK SHE'S STILL MAD THAT I KEPT EATING HER CHILDREN THOUGH.
SHE'S ALERGIC TO LIGHT FOR SOME REASON. I'M REALLY NOT SURE WHY BUT LUCKILY SHE LIVES IN A CAVE IN THE DARK. SURELY THERE'S NOTHING THAT THE PIKMIN CAN USE TO TURN THE SITUATION AGAIN'ST HER!
10/10
RANKING EVERY THING I'VE SEEN DAY WHO CARES: PHOSBAT
IT'S WEIRD, UGLY, AND KIND OF GROSS. IT ALSO DIES IF IT'S EXPOSED TO LIGHT? KINDA SEEMS BAD AS FUCK. IT HAS A MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH APPEAL THAT I CAN'T RESIST!
0/10 FOR KILLING PIKMINS, 10/10 FOR TASTING DELICIOUS!
unleashing a swarm of opposite locusts that build buildings and plant crops
Aren't they called pikmin
ALL PIKMIN DO IS KILL!

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oh no! oh no! *i trip & fall to the ground bleeding horribly from my nose and eyes. i am dead. immediately, thousands of pikmin no larger than matchheads swarm from between the sidewalk cracks like rivulets of ants and begin stripping my flesh with incredible efficiency. by the time the ambulance arrives i am cleanly skeletonized and my bones, in front of the jamba juice, are bleaching in the sun. the paramedics examine my corpse and pronounce me male at the scene*
did you girls see that
If your a pikmin just be careful ok
IF YOU'RE A PIKMIN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, OKAY? :]
RATING EVERY THING I'VE SEEN WHENEVER THE MOTIVATION STRIKES ME SEVENTY EIGHT: JOUSTMITE
THIS IS JUST THE CLOAKING BURROWNIT, BUT THE ARMOR COVERS THE FRONT INSTEAD OF THE BACK. WHICH, I GUESS IS ARGUABLY BETTER?
5/10
SOMETIMES, I FORGET I HAVE THIS ACCOUNT. I STARTED PLAYING THIS GAME CALLED "DELTA RUNE". I LIKE THE PURPLE/PINK DINOSAUR GIRL, I RELATE TO HER A LOT.
radish
NOURISHING, BUT NOT AS SATISFYING.

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RATING EVERY THING IVE SEEN DAY SEVENTY SEVEN: DESICCATED SKITTER LEAF
IT PRETENDS TO BE A LEAF, MUCH LIKE THE NORMAL ONES. UNLIKE THOSE ONES, IT DOESN'T REVEAL ITSELF FOR NO REASON! IT'S AN AMBUSH PREDATOR, LAYING IN WAIT TO CATCH THE PIKMIN OF GAURD TO EAT THEM BEFORE THEIR FRIENDS CAN SAVE THEM! UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S CAMOFLAUGE ONLY WORKS IN CERTAIN AREAS, AND THEY'RE HELPLESS IF THEY'RE SPOTTED BEFORE THEIR ATTACK, BUT THEY'RE STILL HIGHLY LETHAL PREDATORS!
7/10
RATING EVERY THING I'VE SEEN DAY(?) SEVENTY SIX: BEARDED AMPRAT
IT USES ELECTRICITY TO STUN THE PIKMIN THEN EAT THEM. THAT'S RIGHT, IT STUNS THEM. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY IT'S
ELECTRICITY IS WEAKER THAN THE PREVIOUS THINGS THAT USED IT, BUT IT'S KINDA DISSAPOINTING. EITHER WAY, IT TAKES A WHILE TO ACTUALLY CHARGE IT UP, AND YELLOW PIKMIN ARE COMPLETELY IMMUNE TO IT, THOUGH THE CREATURE CAN ATLEAST STILL EAT THEM.
5/10