L|F

all my thoughts are in animal crossing villager language

my bro I am balls deep in love with you

I made a fool of myself today and I will make a fool of myself tomorrow. Good night

*stays crunchy in milk*

impressive

You ain’t seen nothing yet *makes your milk into chocolate milk*

Get out of here!

I’m not done yet! *Is part of a complete breakfast*

This can’t be…!!

source?

This is fake, its from an onion article. It took me about 2 seconds to google that, tumblr users are so gullible you’re willing to believe anything the internet tells you. Honestly I’m pretty sure Pennsylvania isn’t even a real place??

HEY BUDDY YOUVE BEEN IN YOUR DEPRESSION MOSS-COVERED HOLLOW STUMP FOR ABOUT FOUR HOURS NOW IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT?

you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable.

This is a good sentiment that I agree with but I have just the right chemical inbalance that this emoji is sending me into hysterics