Part 3 of "Nobody Believes They're Dating"
Written by @ReformingClock
Following up on:
Part 1 written by @chalkituptofate
Part 2 written by @spacevixen2024
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Kaidan and Shepard picked a back corner where the shadows gave them a little bit more privacy. A Turian waiter appeared almost immediately to tell them about the menu.
Shepard marveled at the atmosphere: So calm, so dark, soā¦unlike the Normandy. āIāve never been here before. Looks fancy.ā
Kaidan smiled. āSo do you, by the way.ā
Shepard felt the heat rise to her ears. The last time they went to a āfancyā restaurant together was almost 3 years ago. Sheād been in a coma for most of that but⦠āHow many times have you been here?ā She blurted out. And instantly regretted it.
Kaidan looked down at his hands. He knew what she was really asking. āYou know, I have been here once before.ā She couldnāt see his face but could tell his voice sounded strained.
āYou donāt have toā¦ā
āThe second anniversary of your death I came here and tried to imagine what a date would be like. So I could say goodbye.ā A shadow passed across his features. āIt had mixed results.ā
āReally, you donāt have to talk about it.ā She felt a pang of guilt lance through her core, right past her heart.
He put his hands on hers and raised his eyes. āI want to. I want to replace that weird mournful memory with one of us actually being together in the same place without any armor or weapons or enemies. I wanted to come here with the real you. Not the one I imagined.ā
Immediately she felt the guilt replaced with a coil of desire. The familiarity of her love for him mixed with the sweetness of their reconciliation. When did it get so warm in here?
Kaidan got the fairytale dinner that heād wanted for so long. They savored some Illium seafood and a dense dessert invented by Chef Urun, the famous Volus. The low tones of their conversation never stopped; the ease of their friendship falling back into place effortlessly.
Shepard closed her eyes, savoring the last bite. āSo good,ā Shepard fluttered her eyelashes. She found Kaidan gazing at her with burning intensity. āWhat? Is there something on my face?ā
Kaidan reached toward her and brushed a thumb across her lips. He lingered on her cheek. Then he gave her a mischievous wink. āNo,ā he said.
Shepard reached up to cradle his hand against her face.
Kaidan continued, āI just really need to ask you for something.ā
Shepard knew he could feel the blush radiating across her cheek. āOh?ā
āPleaseā¦.ā He took a deep breath, āPlease. If you ever need to leave again, please, Shepard⦠Give me a chance to come with you.ā
Shepardās breath caught. The few moments they shared on Horizon & Mars playing back in her head involuntarily.
When she remembered to breathe again she said, āAre you sure about that, Kaidan?ā
āIāve never been more sure about anything in my entire life.ā
Shepard closed her eyes and turned into his hand, landing a soft kiss against his palm. āI promise.ā
Right as they stepped out onto the walkway, a shiny new skycar dropped from the top lanes through the traffic. Shepard & Kaidan heard honks and scrapes as cars tried to avoid the falling vehicle.
They both clocked the trajectory of the smoking car. It was headed for the restaurant they just left.
āKaidan!ā Shepard squeezed his hand.
They jumped away from the storefront as the luxury skycar careened into the glass. Smoke billowed out from the shattered picture window.
"I left my comm on the ship!ā Shepard yelled at Kaidan, her eyes wide.
A goofy grin spread across his face. āWowwww.ā He drew it out. āNo gun AND no comm. You must REALLY like me.ā
Shepard smirked at him, āNo shit, Sherlock.ā
A small explosion went off inside.
āEveryone out!ā Shepard dove back through the door, recalling the faces sheād seen as they left. The smoke was getting thicker, but her enhanced senses helped her find the coughing victims. She paired up stunned people with those who were more lucid and directed them to the door.
āHere! The exit is this way!ā Kaidan bellowed from the doorway. Once the restaurant was clear, she turned her attention to the vehicle. Yes, there was fire, there was smoke, & the chasse of the skycar was twisted and bent; but there was a chance whoever was inside might still be alive. Gingerly she tried to touch the metal. āAhh!ā Her fingertips were burned immediately.
Kaidan yelled through the smoke to her, āShepard? I think thatās everybody! You need to get out of there.ā
āI have to check on the driver!ā
She tried to see through the overly tinted windows but couldnāt make out anything. She didnāt hear anyone moving around. She folded up a tablecloth and tried to muscle open the emergency release for the car door. The latch wouldnāt budge. And then the tablecloth caught on fire. She threw it off to the side. āGod, if only I had my armor!ā
She bolted for Kaidan and pulled him out of the smoke with her. āThe driver is stuck. Iām going to call Bailey.ā
Shepard ran to a public comm access and dialed C-Sec. āBailey, thereās a car sticking out of a building at this location. The driver could have survived, but thereās bound to be injuries.ā
Sounds of alarmed people running and yelling came to him through the connection. āIām sending a med unit and back-up. Can you get āem out of there?ā
āBailey, I donāt have my armor. This isnāt even my comm. We got the people out of the room, but the car is on fire and jammed closed. We need help to get the driver to safety. Not to mention the explosion and fires will spread through the building.ā
āYou donātā¦.you donāt have your armor?ā He seemed to struggle with the concept.
āNo. Iām on a date.ā It still thrilled her to say so.
A beat of silence. Then: āWith who?ā suspicion in his tone.
āOh my god Bailey! Send help! Iām with Major Alenko, and he doesnāt have his equipment either.ā
Another long beat. āA date?ā He seemed incredulous. āThe guy who almost sided with Udina like, yesterday?ā
Shepard pinched the bridge of her nose. āYes!ā She hissed, hoping Kaidan wasnāt hearing this.
Then she heard laughing. She looked around at the panicked crowd. It was the most incongruous sound to hear in this chaotic environment. Kaidan was valiantly trying to direct the crowds away to a safer distance. No one was laughing here. Then she realized: it wasnāt coming from the crowd.
āHahahaHAA! Is this whole call a prank? I already sent out the units, Shepard, but goddam⦠this is hilarious! There is no way you are on an actual date with that idiot HAHAHAHAWHOOā¦ā
Shepard did not have time for this. āWe are together!ā She hissed into the comm.
Baileyās laughter continued. āSure. Sure! Look, whatever cover you need for whatever Spectre nonsense youāve got going onā¦Just ask me next time. Hahahaā¦or, you know what? This has been delightful. Do this again! Pahahaā¦ā The line clicked off.
She could practically feel the steam coming from her ears and not because of the fire sheād just run through.
Shepard looked down. Her outfit was a mess. Blood and soot were smeared across her, and the edge of her dress was singed. She picked a piece of broken glass out of her hair. āGarrus is going to have a field day,ā she muttered to herself.
TO BE CONTINUED in Part 4!