id love for someone to please explain to me how i ended up terrified of any kind of intimacy while craving it constantly all at the same time

This is an important moment in history.

(lays back all sexy for u on the bed) (bangs my fuckign head on the headboard)

really nice video from a pot luck dinner house show that florist played in the winter

relationship status: maybe one day

One day you’ll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright.

I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you

Being called baby or babe by the right person is like heaven tbh

1 gallon of regular chocolate

18 minutes of flour

5 plates of salt

allison sis the sodium

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

so many followers but none of u anon me so what are we