movie night but we’re only watching films which have talking dogs in it

what if one day the groundhog decides to not peek out of it’s hole then we’d never know when spring is gonna come the whole weather lore would break apart

what do you guys think tortoises think about while they‘re hibernating i feel like their dreams are very vivid

i always pretend like i’m reading some little excerpts of everyone’s diary every time i log on and see the dash

dead or alive who would you like to do the dishes with most if you could choose

were any of you actually scared of the possibility that one of the monster inc guys could’ve come into your room at night to scare you just because your door is floating around somewhere in their universe

stormi and harry sharing the same birthday really is my favorite glitch in the matrix

yes owning a ranch is probably gonna be exhausting but think about all the hannah montana moments i’d get to recreate with my pink suitcase and yellow docs and dad i am supposed to be in new york right now who is this horse

dogs that carry around sticks which are twice as big as them really think they own the world and they’re right, they absolutely do

forgot my noise cancelling headphones while running errands the other day, felt like i left my cloak of invisibility at home

my 1000 ways to die moment would genuinely just be slipping and falling in the shower because i didn’t listen to the late night commercials telling me i need one of those non slip mats