kink lab rat

if alexea demie told me i wasn’t allowed to so much as blink without her permission right after slapping my face? i honestly think i’d cum

being bi is so beautiful because one day you’re transcending earthly desire entirely and the next you’re staring at a man in an arsenal jersey thinking unfortunately i am so heterosexual today. the tussled but perfect? hat hair. the sleeve tattoo. the way he can operate on four hours of sleep while charming every person in a five kilometre radius. deeply annoying levels of charisma. devastating social ease. and then he smiles at me like he’s not actively setting feminism back thirty years. the things i’d do. the things i do.

got thin but i wanna get thick again 😭