actually i’m quite fond of ‘daddy’ but you must understand it’s in an exclusively incestuous way. i’ve come full circle from basic to too kinky for basics to fully enlightened. you must use it SPECIFICALLY in the way that a daughter would use, as a frequent term of endearment, for her Actual Father. and then, it is the best. you understand

If a girl asks really nicely you should let her disassemble you and rebuild you to her whims. It's honestly really rude not to.

I'd like reading plays more if they didn't keep trying to get me to age regress

"Act 2" I couldn't read back then idiot!

divine intervention where my guardian angel just beats the shit outta me

fantasizing about you fantasizing about me

"hi daddy" "hi baby" smashes my skull to a million pieces so cutely

today I saw a girl say “dick is common loot”

"why are you so quiet" im thinking about drooly, spit covered blowjobs

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

No you don't understand, the grey in your beard IS hot. 😩

cnc is hot bc its literally romantic. you literally get to plan a surprise party where the surprise is rough sex. there's props and a set. its like playing mermaids. when I say I want to stuff a girl in the back of my car and move her to a secondary location to ruin all her holes I say that I love her and want her to have so much fun. it's literally fun