*showing guests around my house* and here's the dog cage. It's where my girlfriend sleeps. What? No, it's not a sex thing. She just likes it. Anyway here's the *OTHER* dog cage. This is a sex thing.

Til the room smells diverse, equal, and inclusive

im the princess and you like me the most okay

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

Imagine hating me when all i do is flick my tail show my tits and give you three riddles LOL

not only am i a sexual pervert but i enjoy various wicked poisons

a stripper's thong is probably comfy as fuck if you're dollars

I have the perverts mind and the perverts heart. My soul? that is also quite perverted.

little known fact but girls like it when you facefuck them like you're trying to get her throat pregnant