remade @viridianvolatile

any adhd kids out there that loved long (3+ hour) car rides because it gave you an acceptable excuse to stare blankly out at an ever-changing background and listen to music on loop / daydream extensively please raise your hands. i wanna check something

when your cat licks his paw…and then rubs his head with the paw…wow…that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

youre laughing. trump/biden shippers hacked trump’s twitter to make a tweet about how much he loves biden but instead of following through with it they just published all his drafts that included the n word and you’re laughing.

i personally love getting news like this

i’ve been bamboozled because I don’t read username. let this be a warning to everyone

The fact that I read this and didn’t question it says a lot about 2020

have you ever noticed you pick up little habits and phrases from the people you love? it’s no wonder our hearts are so easily broken when people leave. we become a reflection of the people that we care about and those personality traits stick with us even if the people don’t

I make my ramen the way a friend taught me in eleventh grade. Every fall, I listen to a playlist made for me by a boy I drove across a border to hook up with. I eat sushi because a girl who won’t talk to me anymore made me try it, and Indian food because my best friend’s parents ordered for me before I knew what I liked. There are movies I love because someone I loved loved them first. I am a mosaic of everyone I’ve ever loved, even for a heartbeat.

this hole you put me in, was in ideal depth. thank you :) i wont be climbing out any time soon!★★★★☆

This is just Yzma and Kronk

culinary students, abt to cheat: i sure hope no one checks under my hat

ok *bursts out into tears*

The best trope in the world is when a character realizes that they’re in love with another character and instead of being bashful or cute about it their internal monologue is just “NO. GOD. FUCK. WHY”