Hi it's Jess

Me walking into work

being in your early twenties is like [grocery shopping alone] [having instant noodles for dinner] [remembering random details about that one friend you haven't spoken to in five years] [feeling overwhelming guilt for every purchase that isn't strictly "necessary"] [having midday naps] [finding out through facebook that the girl who was mean to you in high school has a husband and a baby] [falling a little in love with every stranger on public transport] [pretending you're not afraid of being alone] [wondering when you'll feel like a fully realized person] [listening to bands you liked in middle school] [blinking and it's suddenly december] [failing to imagine yourself ten years from now] [feeling like you're running out of time]

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

Some positivity for your day

This is my proof that there are still good people in the world.

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

probably why so many teens take to social media where they can enthusiastically share their interests and achievements and get positive feedback that their parents never gave

A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with

I wanna visit this woman

Who’s Family Guy OC is this

it looks like theres a  black peter to the left like you can only see his cheek but i know thats a black peter

I’m about to fucking pass out

familyman cryguy

my mind keeps erasing the memory of this post so it hits me like a brick every damn time

part of me is like “what the fuck do you mean next week is august when last week was mid april” but then the other part of me is like “approximately 7 years have passed since december 2019 and july 2020″ so that’s fun