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mom 1: [GASP]

mom 2: we know, dear. we know.

me: [taken aback] y-you know?! for.. for how long?

mom 1: ssince you were a little girl, baby..

mom 2: i've always had my suspicions.

me: i.. i'm sorry..

mom 2: aw, honey.. its ok.. cute or cool.. we love you all the same.. you don't have to be dope for us to love you

mom 1: y-yeah.. more than just your swag.. you'll always be our little girl..

me: [tearing up] rreally,,?

mom 2: absolutely

mom 1: of course..

me: [ssniffle.. hugging my moms close] tthank you.. tthis is the most yuritastic day of mmy life

mom 2: what

mom 1: excuse me, young lady?

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2 guys - The Blowjob Brothers

3 guys - The Three Musketeers

4 guys - Weezer

5 guys - Burger & Fries

Astrologers helped design the study

No one did better than random chance, even though they only included people in the study who are experienced with astrology and stated that they expect themselves to do better than random chance

They gave every astrologer a set of 50 things about a person and 5 birth charts to choose from. They weren’t even coming up with the chart themselves!

After taking the test, most thought they nailed it. Zero out of 152 did better than 5 out of 12. None nailed it

Astrologers who rated themselves highly experienced (“world class experts”) did the same or worse as those who said they have limited experience. Both performed the same as random chance

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