Minty Fresh

I need a catboy with huge tits.

Hey~

@linux-mint-official

be fresh

You're in her DMs while I'm SSHing into her pc.

Not funny.

yes funny

Let's agree to disagree, twinkpad.

Alright, let’s agree to disagree, subuntu.

Okay so if yall are sub then who doms?

wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy

FreeBSD?

Why does it have to be an operating system? It could just be someone we meet at the mall or something.

honestly fuck you for the 30 seconds it took for me to understand

Microsoft windows is always like oh yeah, we closed all your programs and restarted your computer while you were asleep. but don't fret ☝️we installed some spyware as a gift 😃

I think it's really cool how if you search "notepad" in the start menu of Linux Mint, it brings up the Text Editor application even though it's not actually Notepad and Notepad is just the equivalent application for Windows. It just knows what you actually meant by "notepad" and gives you what you need.

@linux-mint-official

come on microsoft. release more shit updates. i beg you. make everyone switch to me. im too lazy to convince people myself

Fun fact: most of the computer generated effects in movies are rendered on Linux. This means all those shitty looking marvel movies that were filmed entirely in front of a green screen are because of Linux. Thank you, Linux.

This is why I hate Linux.

Nyehehe I'm in your computer >:3

unfortunately u are not but i will build you a nice cozy virtual machine cottage to live in <3

Ough I love my enclosure it's so cozy.

mom said it's my turn on the vm

Does anyone else on this site still use Linux?

No. What the fuck is a linux

I don't know. I think it's a type of wild cat?

i thought it was a fish

meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead

if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?

tumblrites can have a little intertextuality as a treat

*me shoving transitive properties into my purse* sorry, I have to go

We owe the reddit refugees an apology for making them see posts like this

no we don’t this shit is enrichment in their new enclosure

*slaps roof of Tumblr* This baby can fit so many rare vintages, you just have to go deep enough, there are some great memes in the cellar, come see