The Only TRUE Carp

Girl said she’d let me see her DDs but when I got to her house she just had her shirt off and she didn’t even have a ps2 let alone a copy of digital devil saga. Waste of my damn time

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

windows 8 can suck my dick

I can’t believe how far technology has come

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1196

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

spider man would have a tumblr i think

he made a tumblr account back when it was more normal for celebrities to be on tumblr and just never deleted it. nobody believes that it's the real actual spider man but it is. long time followers are like no no he's posted proof here are the receipts. occasionally he shows up on posts where he's mentioned to jumpscare people.

Colossal kitty getting a good taste of all the world has to offer! Get this enormous kitty for the not so enormous price of only $89000!

ive been sitting and waiting for these gifs to align like the sailors once waited for the celestial bodies to reveal their path

superman canonically hates genshin impact

take him and photoshop him