The Only TRUE Carp

Im only asexual bc of all the lacroix I drink peobably. I would fuck if it werent for the lacroix but its fundamentally such a sexless drink you know? You know w

WAIT if I had an evil mirror twin tgey'd be like "Ohhhh i get so horny off that lacroix" and everyone would tell them to not say that anymore probably or maybe they'd agree idk if that's typical or not

Eat some sleep pls

I don't remember this but I woke up with THREE lacroix cans by my bed so I was clearly under the influence. Of lacroix

You’re sick, you need help

No I'm just sipping that dogshit water brother

“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the witch from next door and she told me to go to the wood and bring her back the cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, and the slipper as pure as gold

@clownvoyance

Im only asexual bc of all the lacroix I drink peobably. I would fuck if it werent for the lacroix but its fundamentally such a sexless drink you know? You know w

WAIT if I had an evil mirror twin tgey'd be like "Ohhhh i get so horny off that lacroix" and everyone would tell them to not say that anymore probably or maybe they'd agree idk if that's typical or not

Eat some sleep pls

I don't remember this but I woke up with THREE lacroix cans by my bed so I was clearly under the influence. Of lacroix

Im only asexual bc of all the lacroix I drink peobably. I would fuck if it werent for the lacroix but its fundamentally such a sexless drink you know? You know w

WAIT if I had an evil mirror twin tgey'd be like "Ohhhh i get so horny off that lacroix" and everyone would tell them to not say that anymore probably or maybe they'd agree idk if that's typical or not

Getting trapped in a crystal probably feels good as fuck

what if everyone in the world was bisexual? thats my dream as count dracula

Sometimes a cast of characters in a book or whatever is implied to be overwhelmingly white as that's just assumed to be the "default" so fandoms will take it upon themselves to do colour-blind casting to make it more diverse, but they haven't quite learned racist/colourist stereotypes and archetypes so now we've got people just doing. god I don't even know how to describe it. It's just bad

"i'm gay" "i'm straight" okay? it isn't my fault i was given those beans? you persuaded me to trade away my cow for beans? and without those beans there'd of been no stalk to get up to the giant in the first place?

@seaweedisland

baby pineconr

Baby pineconr

YOU WERE RIGHT LMAO PREDEVELOPED PINE CONE