The Only TRUE Carp

take me down to new orc city where the girls are ripped and their tusks are pretty

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

Id: a cat sitting upright, appearing to glare at the camera, with ears pinned back. /end id

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

Hey guys you should totally get into this thing i like. Yeah it's mid at best. It also aged poorly. You'll get nothing out of it at all. You'll like the idea of it more than the actual thing. But at least only takes half your natural lifespan to finish it

i refuse to judge people by their clothing choices but i did walk by an older man wearing a grand theft auto themed rick & morty shirt today and i have to say it was a bold choice. he's making a statement. it was. attention grabbing. for sure.

they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option

get in loser if we’re all going through it might as well do it together

pjackk is kindof a dead wife who came back wrong but nobody can tell because nobody liked him the first time around either

your boyfriend isn't thematically significant

anyway. last night I had a dream that my local lesbian bar was hosting a “motionless dance party”. it was sort of like the inverse of a silent disco—the music is playing out loud but you’re doing all the dancing inside your own head. it was really successful like a lot of lesbians showed up to stand perfectly still in a room together and imagine what dancing would be like.