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They hit the fucking Howl Pentagon

They hit the fucking Morgana Pentagon

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cosmicawe-exe

He doesn’t like her very much

#I love Eva so much #How could anyone even Rocky compare him to that book collecting dust eating rat old bastard shithead idiot avatar of the whore #that being said #fave #like this might actually be in the top 10 phm posts for me #giggling so hard

disjournaled-scrolls

A trans man could go on the radio and broadcast "I AM A TRANSGENDER MAN" to the entire world, and 20 years later he'd still be featured in hit feminist novel Girlboss Lesbians of History by Closetterf McFakewoke

#L.M. Alcott fr #this goes the other way around too with 'Amazing gay men in history!!!!1!!' who were like 'Yeah I'm a woman and I go by a woman's name and #she/her pronouns and-'#obviously you can't apply the same framework historically but. at least call people what they preferred

They hit the fucking Howl Pentagon

#inspired by me reading pendragon as pentagon TWICE now

friendly-asteroid

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

friendly-asteroid

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

totallyuniquelily

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likepetalswealleventuallyfall

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

creepymutelilbugger

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

#FORGOT ABOUT THIS GIF #this is rlly good with Underworld Blues

share-somelove

Oh my fucking god we’re actually getting the dickring 67 line

#NO FUCKING WAY

robotrocky

Rocky Said How The Fuck Is My Fucking Sweetie Pee

#he would do this probably

lokydraws

Mechanisms themed artfight attack for @whale-is-best-boi

Mix of my recent (The Mechs) and my childhood (WOF) obssesion?! I couldn't resist, so i made this short animatic to part of the song from Once upon time in space >:D

#WOWOWOW #COOL!!!

daria-argento

Will the owner of the green amoeba please come to the parking lot? Your amoeba is being towed 🦠

bippus

Fuuuuck

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kipperlillycopperkettle

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

#kay and I fr

Plural coralgirl. Alters are polyps

#I've been saying this to my friends for months but it's really for tumblr I just realized #her gf is a floundergirl (face on side of head) btw

shinyhappygoth

A pair of The Magnus Archives double dactyls

Tickety-tackety, Martin K. Blackwood, he needed a paycheck suf- ficient for two;

claiming a master’s in parapsychology, didn’t know what he was getting into.

Snippity-snappity, Archivist Jonathan in his new office was racked with self-doubt,

didn’t expect to be quite so excessively ultrakidnappable when he went out.

youremysunshine8

Crackity-rackity

Hacktivist Sasha she

Lost a promotion and

Sadly she died

Still we all knew she was

Unsubstitutable

Jon saw her killer who

Quickly was fried

shinyhappygoth

Jiggery-pokery, Timothy Stoker, he was the bonhomme of the Archival gang.

Trauma eroded his amiability; made one last joke and went out with a bang.

clownvoyance

Gargety-pargety,

Georgina Barker, she

felt her own death and then

couldn't feel fear.

Just cared 'bout her cat

not the Archives but that

is what caused her to become

humanity's seer

rotphoric

sorry to be morbid but music is very awesomesauce and also the puppies

#You're like a top 5 poster to me

shinyhappygoth

A pair of The Magnus Archives double dactyls

Tickety-tackety, Martin K. Blackwood, he needed a paycheck suf- ficient for two;

claiming a master’s in parapsychology, didn’t know what he was getting into.

Snippity-snappity, Archivist Jonathan in his new office was racked with self-doubt,

didn’t expect to be quite so excessively ultrakidnappable when he went out.

#double dactyl phase coming back

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m-accost

Lackaday! Lackaday!

Man into hospital

Rushes, his right palm thrust

Out in great dread.

First a receptionist,

Then to a nurse he talks.

Lastly he sees his wife

Weeping in bed.

#LOSS DOUBLE DACTYL

chennnington

I think I should start bragging about my adopted son’s achievements when people around me start bragging about their kids. Ooooh your child can count to 10 in mandarin? Well, my child found 110 landmines! And he’s only 6 years old!

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