The Only TRUE Carp

worst feeling on earth is when something connected to a character you're obsessed with is like. not good. your blorbo's favorite band is actually a little ass. their favorite soda is dog shit. the movie that inspired the show that ruined your life is just kind of like... mediocre

@kay-is-kringe Max's mental illness

e me a mail

make the attachment a pic of a snail

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

i actually love being a transsexual so much 😭😭😭 like its literally awesome gender is just whatever you want it to be atp 😭😭🏳️‍⚧️

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

I've been to Hell. It's very wet there.

Someone please put this post under water

Im only asexual bc of all the lacroix I drink peobably. I would fuck if it werent for the lacroix but its fundamentally such a sexless drink you know? You know w

WAIT if I had an evil mirror twin tgey'd be like "Ohhhh i get so horny off that lacroix" and everyone would tell them to not say that anymore probably or maybe they'd agree idk if that's typical or not

Eat some sleep pls

I don't remember this but I woke up with THREE lacroix cans by my bed so I was clearly under the influence. Of lacroix

You’re sick, you need help

No I'm just sipping that dogshit water brother

“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the witch from next door and she told me to go to the wood and bring her back the cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, and the slipper as pure as gold

@clownvoyance

Im only asexual bc of all the lacroix I drink peobably. I would fuck if it werent for the lacroix but its fundamentally such a sexless drink you know? You know w

WAIT if I had an evil mirror twin tgey'd be like "Ohhhh i get so horny off that lacroix" and everyone would tell them to not say that anymore probably or maybe they'd agree idk if that's typical or not

Eat some sleep pls

I don't remember this but I woke up with THREE lacroix cans by my bed so I was clearly under the influence. Of lacroix

Im only asexual bc of all the lacroix I drink peobably. I would fuck if it werent for the lacroix but its fundamentally such a sexless drink you know? You know w

WAIT if I had an evil mirror twin tgey'd be like "Ohhhh i get so horny off that lacroix" and everyone would tell them to not say that anymore probably or maybe they'd agree idk if that's typical or not

Getting trapped in a crystal probably feels good as fuck

what if everyone in the world was bisexual? thats my dream as count dracula