The Only TRUE Carp

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

Something something @stick-eridian-collection if you don't already got this one

my favorite thing to come from the phm fandom is low res rocky. like yes that's a circle with five legs that's my boy.

Tim seduces people to get information on statements and no one bats an eye. But when I let Mahtin live in the archives because he’s being hunted by worms, the fandom. The fandom calls me GAY

Martin being jealous and possessive over Jon is adorable and absolutely hilarious. Like, sorry Martin, but no one in the entire world even likes your pathetic wet rat of an eldritch monster boyfriend, let alone wants to date him.

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Remember the redmargeverse. Why was that a thing

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

It is genuinely mind blowing to me just how many Tumblr posts have changed my life for the better and taught me to be happier. Not all of the thoughts originate on Tumblr, but the way people collect and frame them has literally changed my brain chemistry.