The Only TRUE Carp

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

Someone was just setting the table for Christmas lunch when they took half a minute to lay out this vocabulary-changing bsky post, then carried on with their day...

Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.

Did you know? You can approach the dragon and press B to be bitten boop her snout :3

ugh i hate my life im gonna (remembers suicide jokes only make my mental health worse) move to new york city, become a bondsman, and have weird homoerotic tension with my cousin’s ex boyfriend who is trying to get her to cheat on her husband

Magnus Archives AU where Jonah Magnus stands, haunted and staring, in the Panopticon as Jon approaches, and near-silently tells himself "Our apocalypse of eyes is collapsing"

WAIT FUCK THE ARCHIVE OF MAGNUS IS COLLAPSING

Magnus Archives AU where Jonah Magnus stands, haunted and staring, in the Panopticon as Jon approaches, and near-silently tells himself "Our apocalypse of eyes is collapsing"

WAIT FUCK THE ARCHIVE OF MAGNUS IS COLLAPSING

these ppl next to gen talkinfg abt the 2024 election??????

imagine thinking about joe biden at a time like this