The Only TRUE Carp

It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's a Fucking Fishtank

no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here

Having a functional family is a sign of weakness, have you ever seen someone with badass demon eyes AND a loving family? Thought so.

I watched Iron Lung again tonight in the comfort of my home and my dog must've been watching with me cause as soon as bad things started happening to Simon she started crying. In the scene where he ultimately dies she could not stop crying at me. I am now watching him play the Henry Stickman collection so she can see that A.) He's not dead and B.) He's not in distress. Occasionally he'll whine or hum in discontent about something and my dog will look at me and whine to try and get me to fix whatever is distressing Markiplier.

she's the opposite of that snake that hates markiplier

My worthless service dog that has seizures every time I do

Sweetie your grandma deactivated last night

woodward angst headcanon alice took choir and was always self-conscious singing in front of others. her voice was soft and calming like that of an angel. at concerts bill always cheered the loudest (besides maybe deb) and has definitely bragged about it. when alice got infected that soft voice was gone. she was loud and confident riffing like theres no tomorrow. objectively she was good but she wasnt alice. bill stood there listening horrified. for a moment her actual voice was there luring bill in. just for her to switch back to pokey.

the bad kids would be brutal at a trampoline park

the bad kids would be brutal at a trampoline park