The Only TRUE Carp

Lowkey there are parts of myself I will never be able to escape 😂 I am my own Prisoner and Jailer 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Took a shower never mind I'm literally fine

Wtgfs hatchetfield AU. I will do that. Sometime

Georgie was a child of Webby who grew up and grew out of her "imaginary friend" but is still protected by Webby without knowing. Now she has a podcast on "Hatchetfield's Haunted History" and the historical events behind it. Melanie makes ghost hunting videos, including on all the "haunted rides" in Watcher World and got hired as a social media rep bc she was bringing them a lot of clout. Then she promptly quit

The "can I get those reports on my desk by the end of the day" in the original sounds like a casual reminder but in the remount it sounds like Paul hasn't handed in any reports in the seven years that passed between the two productions

running this blog is a full time job. i just tell him i sent my reports to the wrong printer, works every time

Omg hi

hello. what mr davidson doesn't know won't hurt him. it's a printer problem, he doesn't need to know about any of this. please don't report me.

You have to finish your reports, Paul, it's been seven years

it's an issue with the printer, you see