The Only TRUE Carp

if you liked the bug wife statement you may enjoy 1912 film the cameraman’s revenge

i feel like the people aren’t crazy enough about bill woodward. he’s the most boring man alive. he’s divorced. he loves mamma mia. he doesn’t like his daughter’s stoner girlfriend. he’s gonna kick ted’s head. he drinks a shirley temple during the end of the world in case they need a designated driver. he spent like 100 dollars trying to win a carnival game so he can get a lame ass stuffed animal for his teenage daughter because she’s mad he dropped her phone. he loves his daughter so much he also has no idea how anything works. he’s paul’s best friend. he’s a little bit of a bitch sometimes. he gets a caramel frappe every day. he has genuinely one of the most gut-wrenching deaths in the entire starkid universe. he’s played by corey dorris what more do you people want.

To all yall that judge your birth place for whatever reason, just know you could've been born in clivesdale

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

I wish AI would stop making so many animal story posts. I LOVE animals and they are ruining the loving-animals ecosystem. And also the real ecosystem

The truffle hunting cat is AI, I’m so sorry guys

I joined a transbian polycule at a Pill Cutter show in Spokane Washington

You and half my friend group

BREAKING NEWS: American rock band My Chemical Romance announces they are taking all their fans out back and shooting them immediately. “It’s been a long time coming,” says frontwoman Gerard Way, adding that “They know what they did.”

welcome to the black parade has been cast so thoroughly as this stereotypical emo anthem and then you listen to it and it's like no you guys don't get it this is so fucking good

you people aren't CASTING

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i enjoy the miserable girl character.

love how you can change the text colors on here yeah this word is green now

I always wish I could do this in my texts to my parents to emphasize things since they miss words. Like hey, I'm on my way back to the house- oh god damnit

cool and awesome people are supposedly calling me “my friend”