The Only TRUE Carp

listen. if your mutual suddenly starts referring to The Character with different pronouns, you must go along with it. that character is trans now. they’re right.

listen. if your mutual suddenly starts referring to The Character with different pronouns, you must go along with it. that character is trans now. they’re right.

listen. if your mutual suddenly starts referring to The Character with different pronouns, you must go along with it. that character is trans now. they’re right.

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

They hit the fucking Howl Pentagon

A trans man could go on the radio and broadcast "I AM A TRANSGENDER MAN" to the entire world, and 20 years later he'd still be featured in hit feminist novel Girlboss Lesbians of History by Closetterf McFakewoke

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

Will the owner of the green amoeba please come to the parking lot? Your amoeba is being towed 🦠

Fuuuuck

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies