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Plural coralgirl. Alters are polyps

#I've been saying this to my friends for months but it's really for tumblr I just realized #her gf is a floundergirl (face on side of head) btw

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shinyhappygoth

A pair of The Magnus Archives double dactyls

Tickety-tackety, Martin K. Blackwood, he needed a paycheck suf- ficient for two;

claiming a master’s in parapsychology, didn’t know what he was getting into.

Snippity-snappity, Archivist Jonathan in his new office was racked with self-doubt,

didn’t expect to be quite so excessively ultrakidnappable when he went out.

youremysunshine8

Crackity-rackity

Hacktivist Sasha she

Lost a promotion and

Sadly she died

Still we all knew she was

Unsubstitutable

Jon saw her killer who

Quickly was fried

shinyhappygoth

Jiggery-pokery, Timothy Stoker, he was the bonhomme of the Archival gang.

Trauma eroded his amiability; made one last joke and went out with a bang.

clownvoyance

Gargety-pargety,

Georgina Barker, she

felt her own death and then

couldn't feel fear.

Just cared 'bout her cat

not the Archives but that

is what caused her to become

humanity's seer

replacementtheory

sorry to be morbid but music is very awesomesauce and also the puppies

#You're like a top 5 poster to me

shinyhappygoth

A pair of The Magnus Archives double dactyls

Tickety-tackety, Martin K. Blackwood, he needed a paycheck suf- ficient for two;

claiming a master’s in parapsychology, didn’t know what he was getting into.

Snippity-snappity, Archivist Jonathan in his new office was racked with self-doubt,

didn’t expect to be quite so excessively ultrakidnappable when he went out.

#double dactyl phase coming back

m-accost

Lackaday! Lackaday!

Man into hospital

Rushes, his right palm thrust

Out in great dread.

First a receptionist,

Then to a nurse he talks.

Lastly he sees his wife

Weeping in bed.

#LOSS DOUBLE DACTYL

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chennnington

I think I should start bragging about my adopted son’s achievements when people around me start bragging about their kids. Ooooh your child can count to 10 in mandarin? Well, my child found 110 landmines! And he’s only 6 years old!

misscromwellsmonocle

The Little Art Connoisseur (1863) August Friedrich Siegert

darnitjack

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

infectiouspiss

if mcrmyoffical comes up to any of you guys waiting there and asks you about mcr please tell them to get rid of that sign, hell if people figure out who's doing the interviews just go up to them

sgam76

30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz

Every question you answer puts us closer and closer to the year you were born.

Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 😊

helloitsbees

im not 52 i swear. i just have a dark past

psychicbluebirdmiracle

.... WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I WAS BORN IN 1988 LMAO THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD SOMEONE GUESS THIS LMAOOOOO

clownvoyance

#I am a senior in high school wtf is it talking about

raraeavesmoriendi

NOT THE CRABS WE EXPECTED BUT STILL SOME CRABS WE DESERVE!!!

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Your least most recent emoji predicts how your summer will end

#PREV TYYYY

apollos-archief

the insta user who came up with "refuse reform: recycle" as a count binface slogan deserves a nobel prize btw

trashiiisawsome

why is every1 reblogging this post I don’t get it

clownvoyance

The blr

time-and-spuds

The Minion's big Boss circa 2016, London

Guess which Movie I Just watched

bogkeep

there's something so deeply dystopian to me how tech companies don't understand that a forced convenience is not a convenience at all. i'm sure autocorrect is helpful for many, but a function that forcibly changes my actual written words and punctuation is taking away my language. photo filters can be nice but i need to choose using them myself or else i have lost the ability to take the picture i want. i don't want a machine to draw or write for me. taking away the option for me to do things manually feels like violence!!!! all this talk of endless opportunity, why are you RESTRICTING me

bogkeep

disgustedly throws youtube autodubbing onto the pyre pile

bogkeep

i'm sorry for laughing hysterically

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chaosflame2807

2,500 notes and i start introducing myself as mira to new people

not tagging this one if it’s meant to be it’ll happen

argon-offical

ok you already know it’s time for another

NOTES GAME!

TAG ALL YOUR MOOTS AND LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!

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Come one, come all; there’s no blog too small!

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@deep-down-in-drowsy-town @hibitchcustea @apple-pony

deep-down-in-drowsy-town

so sorry about this but....

@clownvoyance @taciturn-nerd @unfriendly-neighborhood-feminist @asto-elenion @penguin-sharkk @posiongil @heloise-de-villefort @firthbetterorfirthworse @caityrayeraye @forevertrueblue @kitabasis @nereb-and-dungalef

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