The Only TRUE Carp

Natisha's injured it's so over for the Seattle Storm <- it has been over for like 2 seasons

Oh also happy fever dream game to all who celebrate

(point and click protagonist voice) Hm. It seems like I dont have the spoons for that right now.

@crabussy

allegedly when i first started dressing the way i do now my grandma (i love her, she’s just very brash) asked my brother “whats with all the crazy outfits and skirts? Is he still a man or is he detransitoning?” and he said something about me just not conforming to normal ideas of what men and women do and she was like “wow. ok as long as he doesn’t go back to being crazy” (referring to my time in psych wards) like ok grandma love u

i hope people know that the “sad tomato cat” meme is a series of images that have a happy ending…… she is cared for and loved!!!!

take me down to new orc city where the girls are ripped and their tusks are pretty

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

Id: a cat sitting upright, appearing to glare at the camera, with ears pinned back. /end id

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

Hey guys you should totally get into this thing i like. Yeah it's mid at best. It also aged poorly. You'll get nothing out of it at all. You'll like the idea of it more than the actual thing. But at least only takes half your natural lifespan to finish it

i refuse to judge people by their clothing choices but i did walk by an older man wearing a grand theft auto themed rick & morty shirt today and i have to say it was a bold choice. he's making a statement. it was. attention grabbing. for sure.